Stable Tapestries
Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Goose Nurse, Funny Medical Humor,goose nurse, funny nurse, Tapestry
by Devils Duo Podcast
$30
Description: A sarcastic horse owner design for people who already know exactly who runs the relationship—the horse. With a graceful horse surrounded by wildflowers, stars, moon phases, and ornate vintage western decoration, this funny equestrian design celebrates the reality of paying for everything while letting your horse make all the decisions.
Description: A funny and relatable design featuring a grumpy toad with the phrase “Vital Signs Are Stable. I Am Not.” Perfect for nurses, healthcare workers, medical staff, EMTs, and anyone who survives stressful shifts with humor. This witty medical humor design blends exhausted healthcare vibes with a hilarious animal expression, making it a great gift for nurses, hospital staff, and stressed medical professionals.
Description: Kelly’s Stables, also referred to as Kelly’s Stable, was a jazz club on Manhattan's 52nd Street in New York City, opened by jazz band leader Bert Kelly. Following the success of his Chicago nightclub, Kelly's Stables, in Tower Town, one of the jazz hotspots of the 1920s, Kelly opened a second venue in New York. The original Kelly's Stable(s) was located on 51st Street, near 7th Avenue. Arthur Jarwood, who was a part owner in the 51st Street location, had also built O'Leary's Barn on West 52nd Street, which he sold to Ralph Watkins (1907–1979) and George Lynch, and in March of 1940, O'Leary's Barn became Kelly's Stable(s) — at 137 W 52nd Street.
Description: Bring humorous holiday character to your collection with a playful horse lover portrait featuring a Santa hat, festive colors, and cozy winter styling. The cheerful artwork combines equestrian passion with classic Christmas fun for a memorable seasonal statement. Perfect for horse lovers, stable spaces, holiday gatherings, creative rooms, and winter celebrations. Add this fun design to your collection and celebrate the season with a spirited equestrian touch.
Description: Bring rustic holiday charm to your collection with a Christmas horse head portrait surrounded by an evergreen tree and classic seasonal details. The natural composition blends equestrian character with woodland-inspired winter aesthetics for a warm and peaceful festive mood. Perfect for horse lovers, farmhouse spaces, stable decor, Christmas displays, and creative rooms. Add this graceful design to your collection and enjoy a cozy touch of equestrian Christmas nostalgia.
Description: A quirky opossum wearing a forced smile and insisting everything is completely under control. Perfect for fans of anxiety humor, absurd memes, introvert energy, and adorable animals making questionable emotional claims. A funny and relatable design for anyone who's definitely, absolutely, emotionally stable.
Description: You know what you are. Now, it's time to let everyone else know! Are people at work calling you "dumb" and "unhinged" behind your back? Are they leaking their WRONG opinions to the major news (and fake news) outlets? Show them just how wrong they are. The next time they walk into a meeting, they'll see the truth in YUGE letters, right on your shirt, or your mug, or your onesie. In American Flag Blue, and American Flag Red. BELIEVE ME—there is no better way to show off your superior intellect.
