Subzero Tapestries
Description: The Running Man is a 1987 American dystopian action film directed by Paul Michael Glaser and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, María Conchita Alonso, Richard Dawson, Yaphet Kotto, and Jesse Ventura. The film's story about a television show where convicted criminal "runners" must escape death at the hands of professional killers is very loosely based on the 1982 novel of the same name written by Stephen King and published under the pseudonym Richard Bachman.
Description: Hilarious winter-themed cartoon showing a shivering sloth bundled in a giant puffy winter coat, mittens, and fur hat lying frozen on a yoga mat, captioned with the funny meditation mantra: "I Am Present. I Am Calm. I Am Cold." A perfect relatable gift for winter haters, yoga practitioners, and anyone who is always freezing.
Description: Distressed vintage-style winter cartoon of a shocked billy goat buried up to his chest in a snowdrift with his curved horns frozen inside massive, sparkling ice cubes. Captioned with the classic folksy idiom: "Cold Enough To Freeze The Horns Off A Billy Goat." A great gag gift for farmers, country folks, and winter weather haters.
