Supposed Tapestries
Description: Somewhere between earning a living and actually living, the lines got blurred. This thought-provoking workplace design is a reminder that a paycheck is supposed to support the life you want—not become the life you have. Perfect for professionals, overworked employees, work-life balance advocates, and anyone who has ever looked at their calendar and wondered when work became the main event. Make a living. Don’t forget to have a life.
Description: Aggressively shifting the absolute blame for your total laziness onto the rest of the planet is an incredibly hilarious tactic. You just sit comfortably on the couch, staring blankly at a giant mountain of totally unwashed laundry, completely acting like you never received the official memo to clean it. It is wildly funny to totally pretend that adult chores require an incredibly formal, written invitation before you can ever be expected to actually do them. We all have those wonderfully unmotivated days where doing absolutely nothing feels like a totally brilliant rebellion against the modern society. By claiming massive ignorance, you totally excuse yourself from every single boring duty. Enjoy your totally lazy rest!
how am i supposed to lollygag in these conditions? Tapestry
by ilvms_print
$23 $30
how am i supposed to lollygag in these conditions? Tapestry
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$23 $30
Description: A cute and philosophical illustration of a tiny houseplant in a large pot, looking longingly at its single leaf. Below it, the witty and relatable text reads: "I was supposed to be a forest." This charming doodle captures the feeling of having big potential but starting small, or just the sweet, slightly melancholic thoughts of a well-intended indoor plant. Perfect for plant lovers, gardeners, or anyone with a philosophical and humorous spirit.
Description: Celebrate the relatable struggle of adulting with this Old Enough To Know Better Supposed To Kick In quote. Featuring distressed varsity typography, this minimalist design is ideal for anyone navigating a midlife crisis with wit. Find this on high-quality apparel, stickers, and mugs in our storefront. Check out our shop for more blunt and satirical text-based designs!
Description: Outfit for men, women or anyone who likes design with funny saying, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes, sarcastic saying... Great For St Patrick's Day, Black History Month, Cinco de Mayo, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back To School, Juneteenth, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas...
how am i supposed to lollygag in these conditions? Tapestry
by ilvms_print
$23 $30
Description: Five minutes ago, this looked easy. That is the annoying part. You started with confidence because the task seemed small, quick, and completely harmless. Then you found another step, then another, and suddenly the job had become much more involved than the original explanation suggested. Nothing dramatic happened. It simply turned out to have more details than expected. So you keep going, adjust the plan, and remind yourself that the version of you from five minutes ago was working with incomplete information. That person was very confident. Maybe too confident. Still, the job will get done. It just will not be getting done in the five minutes originally promised. We are fine. No worries. It makes sense now. Done enough.
how am i supposed to lollygag in these conditions? Tapestry
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$23 $30
Description: A funny tradesman saying that every builder, plumber, mechanic, and electrician has said out loud while staring at something that was definitely not part of the plan. Great as a funny coworker gift, funny gift for men, or blue collar worker gift for anyone in the trades who has had one of those moments and had to think very fast about what to do next.
