Sysadmin Tapestries
Description: Amazon Web Services (AWS) is a subsidiary of Amazon that provides on-demand cloud computing platforms and APIs to individuals, companies, and governments, on a metered pay-as-you-go basis. In aggregate, these cloud computing web services provide a set of primitive abstract technical infrastructure and distributed computing building blocks and tools. One of these services is Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud (EC2), which allows users to have at their disposal a virtual cluster of computers, available all the time, through the Internet. AWS's version of virtual computers emulates most of the attributes of a real computer, including hardware central processing units (CPUs) and graphics processing units (GPUs) for processing; local/RAM memory; hard-
Description: A clean, minimalist terminal output for the network engineer and packet analyst. This sleek design captures the authentic feel of a command-line interface, featuring the $ shell prompt with the classic tcpdump -i eth0 packet sniffing command. The punchline delivers the inevitable network admin's realization: > I can see your WiFi password.. With its crisp green, cyan, and purple color coding, this graphic is the perfect, understated statement piece for system administrators, network engineers, cybersecurity analysts, and anyone who spends their days deep in the packets.
Description: Perfect for IT pros, programmers, sysadmins, and tech lovers who know the truth about “the cloud.” This There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer design delivers clever geek humor with a clean, minimalist style. Great for wearing at work, conferences, or casual days when you want to make fellow techies smile. Ideal gift for coders, network admins, and computer nerds.
Description: Perfect for IT pros, programmers, sysadmins, and tech lovers who know the truth about “the cloud.” This There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer design delivers clever geek humor with a clean, minimalist style. Great for wearing at work, conferences, or casual days when you want to make fellow techies smile. Ideal gift for coders, network admins, and computer nerds.
Description: Every computer hacker, security expert and sysadmin should know what a fork bomb is and recognize the Bourne-again shell of this type of denial-of-service (DoS) attack. Do you agree? A cool design showing a Bash fork bomb in a condensed bold font for hackers who love to tinker with computers and test out their limits. Ideal for job, meetings, conferences and other events where geeks & nerds gather.
Bash Fork Bomb - White Text Design for Command Line Hackers Tapestry
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$30
Description: Face the ultimate digital doom. This incredibly detailed sketch of the Grim Reaper gets a hilarious tech upgrade, featuring aviator sunglasses reflecting the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death. A phenomenal, geeky graphic for IT professionals, sysadmins, and anyone who has lost unsaved work.
Description: Perfect for IT pros, programmers, sysadmins, and tech lovers who know the truth about “the cloud.” This There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer design delivers clever geek humor with a clean, minimalist style. Great for wearing at work, conferences, or casual days when you want to make fellow techies smile. Ideal gift for coders, network admins, and computer nerds.
Description: If at first you don’t succeed use sudo! Sudo is a program for Unix-like computer operating systems that enables users to run programs with the security privileges of another user, by default the superuser. Often used by system administrators to force commands to run within a user profile that wouldn't ordinarily have the necessary elevated privileges and permissions to do so.
Description: For Linux users, sysadmins, DevOps engineers, and programmers who appreciate classic terminal humor. "Sudo Make Me a Sandwich" is one of the most iconic Linux jokes, making this design perfect for developers, software engineers, open-source enthusiasts, and anyone who spends their day in the terminal. Great for t-shirts, stickers, laptops, and gifts for the tech lover in your life.
Description: SQL injection is a web security vulnerability that allows an attacker to interfere with the queries that an application makes to its database. It generally allows an attacker to view data that they are not normally able to retrieve. This might include data belonging to other users, or any other data that the application itself is able to access. In many cases, an attacker can modify or delete this data, causing persistent changes to the application's content or behavior. In some situations, an attacker can escalate an SQL injection attack to compromise the underlying server or other back-end infrastructure, or perform a denial-of-service attack.
Description: Cyber security is the practice of defending computers, servers, mobile devices, electronic systems, networks, and data from malicious attacks. It's also known as information technology security or electronic information security. The term applies in a variety of contexts, from business to mobile computing.
Description: A wide-eyed orange tabby has one paw on the laptop after accidentally entering the notorious “sudo rm -rf” terminal command, followed by a perfectly shocked “What?” reaction. This funny coding design is made for programmers, software developers, system administrators, computer science students, tech support teams, and cat lovers who enjoy command-line humor, debugging jokes, and chaotic feline energy.
Description: Developers need heroes. Every programmer, coder or coworker swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Code father wear. Software development is often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Devops, sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.
Description: This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.
Hack the Planet - Blue Globe Design for Computer Hackers Tapestry
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$30
Description: This Funny system administrator day design makes a perfect gift for system admin Engineers, IT team or sysadmin guys tee. Awesome sysadmin day appreciation design, Helpdesk design for proud Sysadmin. Perfect design for you if you work as Tech support engineer, or Sysadmin. Christmas or Birthday gifts
