Ticket Tapestries
Description: Creepshow is a 1982 anthology film in which five tales of terror from the 1950s comic book series of the same name are presented. The first deals with a demented old man returning from the grave to get the Father’s Day cake his murdering daughter never gave him. The second is about a not-too-bright farmer discovering a meteor that turns everything into plant life. The third is about a vengeful husband burying his wife and her lover up to their necks on the beach. The fourth is about a creature that resides in a crate under the steps of a college. The final story is about an ultrarich businessman who gets his comeuppance from cockroaches.
Description: The Misty Mountains, also named Hithaeglir, was a mountain range that ran 1280 kilometres (796 miles) from Mount Gundabad in the far north to Methedras in the south between Eriador and the valley of the Anduin and Rhovanion. The range's notable peaks were Caradhras, Celebdil, Fanuidhol, Mount Gundabad, and Methedras. The most important passes were the High Pass and the Redhorn Pass. There was also a pass at the source of the Gladden river. The Misty Mountains were created by Melkor during the Time of the Trees, who wanted to make it difficult for Oromë, who often rode across Middle-earth hunting his fell beasts, to pass.
Description: IT Professional Help Desk Humor for tech support staff. Complete checklist for computer troubleshooting. Tech Support Checklist (Before You Bother Me) Is It Plugged In? Is It Turned On? Did You Try Turning It It Off And On Again? Are You Sure? Create A Ticket. Ideal for system administrators and programmers.
Description: IT Professional Help Desk Humor for tech support staff. Complete checklist for computer troubleshooting. Tech Support Checklist (Before You Bother Me) Is It Plugged In? Is It Turned On? Did You Try Turning It It Off And On Again? Are You Sure? Create A Ticket. Ideal for system administrators and programmers.
Description: The Misty Mountains, also named Hithaeglir, was a mountain range that ran 1280 kilometres (796 miles) from Mount Gundabad in the far north to Methedras in the south between Eriador and the valley of the Anduin and Rhovanion. The range's notable peaks were Caradhras, Celebdil, Fanuidhol, Mount Gundabad, and Methedras. The most important passes were the High Pass and the Redhorn Pass. There was also a pass at the source of the Gladden river. The Misty Mountains were created by Melkor during the Time of the Trees, who wanted to make it difficult for Oromë, who often rode across Middle-earth hunting his fell beasts, to pass.
Description: Live music venues promise thrilling sightlines and collective auditory bliss, but standing floor sections work under brutal anatomical roulette. You arrive early to secure a decent vantage point near the stage, only for a towering giant with broad shoulders to position himself directly in your line of vision. Instead of watching your favorite musical artist perform guitar solos, you spend the evening bobbing your neck side to side, studying hair textures and earlobes. Every attempt to shift positions only reveals an equally impenetrable wall of tall torsos. The humor exposes the shared misery of crowded standing venues, capturing the comedic frustration of paying cash to experience a concert to end up examining the back of an enormous neck.