Zone Tapestries
Description: "There Is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as time and space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and supserstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Description: Juniper Hill is a fictional psychiatric facility that is featured in many King novels, including It, Needful Things, and The Dark Half. The asylum has been home to a number of King’s villains — after all what's spookier than mismanaged asylum? But the facility is completely fictional. There are actually a couple of real places in Maine that are named “Juniper Hill,” including a middle school and boutique hotel, they have no connection to the asylum described in King’s novels or Castle Rock.
Description: Straight out of The Caution Man Chronicles, this design features multiple safety sign-style figures tumbling down the stairs in glorious unison — because life’s a trip, literally. A parody of real hazard signage, this chaotic yet clean layout turns a dangerous slip into a comedy sketch you can wear. Ideal for the clumsy, the unlucky, or anyone who lives on the edge (of their staircase). With its bold caution zone look and signature thick stick figure style, this shirt speaks to every one of us who’s lost a fight with gravity. Perfect for fans of funny danger zone tees, sarcastic warning signs, or anyone who embraces life’s awkward stumbles with humor
Falling Zone: Approach at Own Risk, Life’s a Trip – Funny Danger Zone Tee" Tapestry
by 4u2c Apparel
$23 $30
Description: Danger Zone reminds me of one of the most iconic scenes in the 80s. About to be remade into the new Maverick movie with Tom Cruise I think we can all agree this is either going to be totally epic or another bad remake. Fingers crossed it will be as good as Goose playing on a piano. In the meantime I will leave you with some lyrics: Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the danger zone Ride into the danger zone
Description: Imagine If You Will - A World Where Everyone Is So Offended That No One Can Say Anything. The toxic self-righteous cancel culture is here, so better keep your mouth shut or you will end up in Room 101!
Imagine If You Will - A World Where Everyone Is Offended Tapestry
by caboodul
$23 $30
Description: The Excelsior! A *hellium*-filled rigid airship that offers the luxury of the finest ocean liners, with the speed of modern airship travel! Fly from New York to London in a mere 24 hours & enjoy our casino featuring high-stakes baccarat, bar, restaurant, dance floor, and duty free shopping! Fly Excelsior!
