Calvin 2 Coolidge Tapestry

Now most of you will know Calvin Coolidge as the Republican President of the Roaring Twenties. One of America’s first advocates of Small Government, Civil Rights enthusiast, and a believer in a withdrawn foreign policy, not many know he was just as much an advocate of cap-popping, an enthusiast for Thug Life, and a believer in his ‘Truman Show Boat hitting the Painting’. With his Crew/Presidential Cabinet of Andrew “Wideboy” Mellon (Secretary of Gwop), Dwight “Fugyoo” Davis (Secretary for Swapap, Beef an’ Take Down), and Frank “Bad Cornflake” Kellogg (Secretary for G’s), Coolidge dominated not just American politics, but also Game, and is consequently considered by right wing historians a total baller.