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PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER Tapestry

Sleep Tapestry

designed and sold by  Expired Brain Juice

$23 $30
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Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes.

This is the ultimate, high-status career rebrand for anyone who has completely mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It instantly transforms a chronic habit of missing alarms and taking multi-hour afternoon snoozes into an elite, highly specialized occupation, proudly declaring to the world that you aren't actually slacking off or avoiding your adult responsibilities—you are simply a dedicated corporate athlete operating at the absolute peak of your horizontal performance under a heavy blanket.

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Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes. Learn More

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

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