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CPR Because Some People – Dark Medical Halloween Humour Tapestry

Funny Halloween Tapestry

designed and sold by  rayraynoire

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Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes.

Whether you’re a first responder, a burnt-out nurse, or just a dark soul with a defibrillator, this shirt hits like a flatline punchline. “CPR: Because Some People Won’t Die Silently” is for anyone who’s ever tried to save lives… or wished for earmuffs while doing it. Perfect gift for EMTs, ER nurses, or your goth cousin who took a first aid course once and never shut up about it. Check out more brutally honest designs in my shop—stick around, you’re already dying to.

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Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes. Learn More

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