Agent Pillows
Description: Starts the day the way only a numbers person would—evaluating probability before coffee. It smells like volatility. Makes a great gift for actuaries, analysts, and anyone who finds comfort in spreadsheets at sunrise.
I Love The Smell Of Risk Analysis In The Morning - Funny Actuary Humor Pillow
by Quiet Storm
$23 $28
Description: A stark, unsettling portrait inspired by old police sketches and analog-era horror imagery. The rough lines and expressionless stare create a feeling that something isn’t right — and never was. Minimal and disturbing, this design leans into psychological tension rather than spectacle. Perfect for fans of eerie visuals, retro crime aesthetics, and strange, unexplained characters. Looks simple. Feels wrong.
Creepy Police Sketch Portrait – Vintage Horror Style Illustration Pillow
by cranky store
$23 $28
The Space Sentinels - Classic 70s TV Sci Fi Animated Series Pillow
by DarkLordPug
$23 $28
Description: Sizes up everyone in the room with quiet statistical precision. It's not morbid—it's just the job. Makes a great gift for actuaries, insurance pros, and anyone who sees numbers everywhere.
I'm Silently Calculating Your Life Expectancy - Funny Life Insurance Actuary Humor Pillow
by Quiet Storm
$23 $28
The Bionic Six - Classic Sci Fi Animated Series Logo Pillow
by DarkLordPug
$23 $28
Description: A bold black and white heraldic emblem inspired by British military intelligence, secret service insignia, and classic espionage culture. Featuring a crowned royal coat of arms, lion and unicorn supporters, and traditional heraldic detailing, this design is perfect for fans of British intelligence, MI6, spies, espionage, military history, and classic secret-agent style.
Military Intelligence British Secret Service Emblem – MI6 Spy Pillow
by Broken Robot Design
$23 $28
Fire Walk With Me kyle maclachlan david lynch twin peaks Pillow
by TheDisneyElite1955
$23 $28
Description: A vintage-inspired parody insurance design featuring a deadpan raccoon office worker stamping endless claims as “DENIED” inside the fictional “Claim Department” of Acme Assurance Insurance Co. The distressed typography, muted retro palette, and sarcastic slogans like “Policies Over People” and “We Find Ways to Say No” create a darkly humorous corporate satire with strong streetwear and mascot-branding appeal.
Description: This snail accepted the mission… despite having absolutely no upper body strength... Dangling dramatically from the ceiling against a bold red background, this hilarious spy-snail parody delivers maximum suspense at minimum speed. Packed with action-movie energy and absurd cartoon charm, it’s perfect for anyone who loves funny mashups, quirky creatures, and tiny agents of chaos.
Description: Are you ready to add a dose of unscripted mayhem and pure silliness to your collection? Look no further. This official (or unofficial, depending on your shop's license) graphic captures the essence of the classic video game character in all its glory. This is the expression of a creature that has just seen the ultimate chaotic opportunity—or perhaps is just deeply confused. Perfect for adding personality to anything, this iconic character, known for its high-pitched screams and utter lack of common sense, is a guaranteed conversation starter. This high-resolution graphic features a clean, detailed render, perfect for crisp printing on a variety of products. Whether it’s a bold tee, a cozy hoodie, or a statement sticker, this is a must-have
Description: Are you also bewildered by the hype? But love the Angelo Badalamenti earworms?
Twin Peaks - I DON'T GET IT (but the music is pretty cool) Pillow
by RedJackalPress
$23 $28
