Buffer Pillows
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Description: An impressive charicature done by an outstanding, Florida based artist: Michael Duron of Locoduck Studios! As a passionate wrestling fan and friend of The Young Professor, he was kind enough to create this artistic rendering of our sweet-voiced showman in his iconic pink Valentine's Day suit! You want to get your hands on this one!
Description: Inspired by the neon ballplayers on the sides of Shea Stadium in New York, check out this amazing Young Professor Neon Announcer design! Whether you know him from wrestling, baseball, MMA, or trivia: this New York Mets inspired design is an awesome look for any occasion! This variant is done in the colors of the team he went on the 2022 World Tour with: the Savannah Bananas!
Description: This simple humorous textbased design was created especially for those office workers that are juggling multiple tasks and really need a break from the endless workload. Wouldn’t it be handy if we could also take a time out when a difficult situation arises? Well, now you can by simply relaxing and pointing at your ‘Please wait, I’m buffering’ merch!
