Christmas Funny Quote Pillows

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

For when you are festive, but want to be left alone

Seriously, though.

I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite Christmas movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

The best Mean Girls quote.

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

Deez Nuts Vintage perfect to xmas party

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

Charles Bukowski, German-American poet, novelist, and short story writer.

I stole my boyfriends Hoodie

Dazed and Confused Shirt. Funny Dazed and Confused Wooderson LIVIN quote in the style of the classic 90's sitcom, FRIENDS. A great gift for anyone who loves Dazed and Confused, Matthew McConaughey or F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Christmas Puns

Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation Shitter was full

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. / Hunter S Thompson

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any cooking lover, italien chef, cook, head chef, waitress, food scientist, cookbook author, butcher, restaurant chef, pastry chef, baker, bakeshop owner, foodie or restaurant owner. Funny chef quote.

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any proud firefighter, fireman, fire truck driver, volunteer fireman, firefighter wife, future firefighter or retired firefighter. Funny fireman quote. Great gift for the fire department party

Squid Boy Restaurant. Ginza, Tokyo. Vintage distressed look.

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any electrician, mechanic, repairman, power lineman, electrical engineer, electrical worker, technician or handyman. Great Father's day gift for dads who love playing with their tools. Funny electrician saying.

Amiri Baraka, also known as LeRoi Jones was an American writer of poetry, drama, fiction, essays and music criticism

Well he finally did it. Great funny baseball quote original. Since smalls has been killing us for so many years I guess it is not expected. You're Killing Me Smalls - KILLED BY SMALLS original baseball classic by TeeCreations.

So hot I have my own firefighter

i want to pet every cat in the world | Funny Cat

Giddy up! A seinfeld classic.

Knitting needles and wool

What do you get when your whole family is in your house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

Mechanic hourly rate

Still plays with blocks

My Favorite People Call Me Grandma

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle d40000

My Cat Dad is Better Than Your Cat Dad. Meow.

Do girls know about shrinkage?! A seinfeld classic.

Retro Fruitcake is Cool Funny Christmas

Your opinion was not in my recipe