Detector Pillows
Description: Sarcasm fueled life with eye roll energy daily. Passive aggressive poetry real. Caffeine and sarcasm only, please. Social battery low warning. Brutal honesty vibes only. Introvert sarcasm mode activated. Zero filter energy reporting. Polite sarcasm specialist status. Snarky comments club member. Warning: may contain sarcasm and dark humor.
Description: Illustration of a woman licking a lollipop who has pink hair and a top with the slogan "not your manic pixie dream girl". Original art by myself, Diane Maclaine. Funny slogan on design that reads 'I don't have a short temper I have a quick reaction to bullshit". Tag me in my instagram wearing my designs: @bydianemaclaine
Description: For someone who have zero-tolerance to bullshit. Skepticism and reason are what is needed for progress. You could be against fake news, lies, liars. Show the world that you are the not the crazy one and you don't appreciate bullshit and keep liars and gullible people away from you.
Description: A retro-style graphic features a silhouette of a person using a metal detector on a beach with palm trees. The background consists of horizontal stripes in sunset colors: teal, orange, and yellow. The text 'BEACH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY' is curved above the scene in a distressed font.
Description: Embrace ultimate workplace sarcasm with this classic retro vintage t-shirt featuring a goofy smiling bull and the timeless quote: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit." Designed with distressed 1970s rainbow arches and retro typography, this hilarious tee is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, office workers, college students, or friends who love witty banter. A great gift for birthdays, holidays, or everyday casual laughs!
