Does Pillows
Description: A black background with white text. The top reads "HVAC TECHNICIAN" in large, bold sans-serif font. Below, in italics, is "(noun)". The subsequent lines contain text that appears to be a humorous or nonsensical definition: "It. an HVAC technician does, does, wheing. what am is thalls to techhiciam talt and the myidng."
Does This Make Me Look Professionally Developed Teal Retro Pillow
by Beacon & Branch Trading
$28
Does This Make Me Look Professionally Developed Weathered Panels Pillow
by Polka Dot & Attitude
$28
Description: A text-based composition on a black background. The top lines read "THINGS CANADA DOES" and "BETTER THAN AMERICA" in white, distressed block letters. Below, a numbered list begins with "1." followed by the word "HOCKEY" with a thick red line struck through it. The number "2." is listed below.
Description: A flowchart titled 'Advanced Engineering Methodologies' poses the question 'Does it move?'. If 'Yes' and 'Should it?', it leads to 'All good.'. If 'No' and 'Should it?', it suggests 'Use Tape'. The right side asks 'Does it move?' and if 'No' and 'Should it?', it suggests 'Use This' which is WD-40 Lubricant, leading to 'All good.' if 'Yes' and 'Should it?' on the right side.
Description: A bold, black background features white and orange text. The top line reads "I'M A" in white with orange lines above and below the text. Below that, "MECHANICAL" is displayed in large, bold orange capital letters. The next line displays "ENGINEER" in large, bold white capital letters. The bottom two lines, also in white and bold capital letters, state "I CAN'T FIX STUPID" and "BUT I CAN FIX WHAT STUPID DOES."
Description: A bold, black background features white text across multiple lines. The phrase 'I CAN'T FIX' is followed by 'STUPID' in large, yellow capital letters. Below that, 'BUT I CAN FIX' appears in white, then 'WHAT STUPID' in white, and finally 'DOES' in white. A yellow star sits above the phrase with thin yellow lines extending horizontally.
