Dread Pillows
Existence Is Pain - Existentialist Dread Statement Tee Pillow
by DankFutura
$23 $28
Losing At The Game Of Life / 80s Cartoon Nihilism Humor Design Pillow
by DankFutura
$23 $28
Every Living Creature On This Earth Dies Alone Pillow
by DankFutura
$23 $28
Description: The Princess Bride Have fun storming the castle great gift for Christmas and Halloween
The Princess Bride Have Fun Storming The Castle Pillow
by Gogibolfans
$23 $28
Description: The Princess Bride Have fun storming the castle great gift for Christmas and Halloween
The Princess Bride Have Fun Storming The Castle #2 Pillow
by Gogibolfans
$23 $28
Description: A vintage college-style parody inspired by The Princess Bride featuring the legendary Dread Pirate Roberts. Perfect for movie fans, nerds, and anyone who loves classic quotes, cult films, and retro varsity designs. Legacy never dies.
Dread Pirate Roberts College Princess Bride Parody Pillow
by Popnotic
$23 $28
Description: Who knew seduction was so exhausting? Our mermaid sure does and she doesn’t lure sailors on an empty tank! This hilarious design is perfect for caffeine lovers, ocean dreamers, and anyone who needs a strong brew before breaking hearts at sea. Wear it when you're fishing for compliments or just trying to stay awake at work. Warning: may attract sailors and baristas
Description: Make friends with emptiness. Make friends with loneliness too. Confronting one’s existence is what well adjusted people do Say hello to the darkness, give my best to the endless void Find inner peace with discontent for soon we all shall be destroyed Embrace all impermanence. Be grateful for the curse. The urgency of life precedes the heat death of the universe. As we watch our home planet melt like ice cream in the sun We’ll be together in extinction hold our hands and die as one All debts will be canceled the prisoners walk free The former laws of man made void in cosmic year of jubilee So smile when you see it, the mercy of the end Pour a glass of wine for death invite them inside as a friend
Description: Chainsaws? Masked maniacs? Pure comfort. But one weather-related question from a coworker and suddenly it’s a full-blown panic attack and social anxiety This shirt is for horror fans, introverts, and anyone who’s ever preferred a haunted house to a networking event. Spoiler: it’s not the killer that’s terrifying - it’s being asked, “So… what do you do for fun?”
Funny Introvert - Horror Movies Don’t Scare Me, Small Talk Does - Social Anxiety Pillow
by Nemons
$23 $28
THE COLD EMBRACE OF THE VOID / Nihilist Statement Design Pillow
by DankFutura
$23 $28
Do Not Resuscitate / Retro Typography Style Design Pillow
by DankFutura
$23 $28
Description: This cute ghost is going thru a rough time, he has an existential crisis!, are you like him? let this cute ghost cheer you up this Halloween with a nice pun, and know how to overcome an existential crisis. Are you in the middle of an existential crisis? let this cute ghost help you out, be the life of this Halloween party with this trendy design