Existentialism Pillows
Description: THE ONLY POSSIBLE OUTCOME IS MADNESS. A dramatic declaration for anyone who suspects that rationality was never really an option. Dark, absurd, and slightly unhinged.
The Only Possible Outcome Is Madness — Dark Existential Quote Pillow
by cranky store
$23 $28
Description: Embrace the cynical side of life with this bold, minimalist typography design featuring the quote, "Optimism is a lack of information." Perfect for lovers of dark humor, existential nihilism, and edgy streetwear aesthetics. Featuring a heavy, distressed sans-serif block font, this graphic makes a sarcastic statement for anti-social introverts, tired realists, and anyone who prefers bitter truths over blind positivity. Great for everyday streetwear, edgy graphic tees, and funny sarcastic gifts.
Optimism Is A Lack Of Information Sarcastic Typography Pillow
by Ahmad Brothers Ltd
$23 $28
Description: A funny, insistent version of Danish philosopher Søren Kierkegaard's timeless question: Is there a teleological suspension of the ethical? Great for fans of Fear and Trembling, students of philosophy, or anyone engaged with questions of ethics, existentialism, and moral philosophy. In white, distressed, vintage-typewriter typography.
Søren Kierkegaard Philosophy Joke in Distressed White Lettering Pillow
by Kierkegaard Design Studio
$23 $28
Description: A vintage-style athlete (reminiscent of old photographs of wrestlers or circus strongmen) drags a massive pocket watch on a thick metal chain, as if it were a heavy kettlebell or shackles. White, crossed-out scribbles over his eyes create the effect of a blind, intuitive movement forward. He wanders through a desolate sandy landscape against the backdrop of a huge, faded disc of the sun (or moon) and a torn lilac paper strip. This is a powerful image of the burden of time, the struggle against fleeting moments, perseverance, and how we drag the weight of the past or our obligations behind us. The olive-pastel background lends the work a deep, noble melancholy.
Up, Here I'm Already Gone ----- 90s Kramer Aesthetic Pillow
by TeeTowArgh
$23 $28
Description: Embrace the cosmic reality of existence with this witty physics-inspired design.Perfect for science teachers, astronomy lovers, and fans of existential humor.A clever way to explain your mindfulness through the laws of the universe.Makes a great gift for nerds, geeks, and theoretical physics enthusiasts.
I Live In The Present Due To The Constraints Of The Space-Time Continuum Pillow
by NomiCrafts
$23 $28
Description: Simone Lucie Ernestine Marie Bertrand de Beauvoir was a French writer, intellectual, existentialist philosopher, political activist, feminist and social theorist. Though she did not consider herself a philosopher, she had a significant influence on both feminist existentialism and feminist theory.
Description: Embrace The Existential Dread. Philosophical humor for mental health awareness, anxiety coping, and overthinking individuals. Existentialism statement for thoughtful people.
Embrace The Existential Dread Philosophical Humor Mental Health Anxiety Overthinking Pillow
by Funny Animal Kings
$23 $28
Life's Struggle Is Inherently Meaningless /// Existential Humor Pillow
by KrishnaTees
$23 $28
Description: The person you are trying to reach is not available, emotionally or otherwise. Not looking for love, not looking for companionship. Just plugging along, a shell of a human letting life go by.
The person you are trying to reach is not available-Lime Pillow
by Zapalit
$23 $28
Description: This design features the humorous quote Ok, Who Want To Fill The Void Next?. Perfect for existential humor fans, nihilist thinkers, sarcastic individuals, and introverts who appreciate funny mental health awareness.
Ok, Who Want To Fill The Void Next? Existential Humor Funny Quote Sarcastic Introvert Pillow
by xmillionpunks
$23 $28
Martin Heidegger quote: Die Sprache ist das Haus des Seins. Pillow
by artbleed2
$23 $28
Description: EVERYBODY vs ICE - Stick Figure RobbyRoadSteamer vs 3 ICEtapo Arrests - Double-sided ICEtapo illegally arrested RobbyRoadSteamer 3 times, for simply exercising his first amendment right. ICE have egos that melt easily and swap out them being offended with our constitutional rights - across the board. SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller, Top Selling, Funny, Cute, Newest
EVERYBODY vs ICE - Stick Figure RobbyRoadSteamer vs 3 ICEtapo Arrests - Double-sided Pillow
by SubversiveWare
$23 $28
Description: The person you are trying to reach is not available, emotionally or otherwise. Not looking for love, not looking for companionship. Just plugging along, a shell of a human letting life go by.
The person you are trying to reach is not available-Red Pillow
by Zapalit
$23 $28
Description: The person you are trying to reach is not available, emotionally or otherwise. Not looking for love, not looking for companionship. Just plugging along, a shell of a human letting life go by.
The person you are trying to reach is not available-Orange Pillow
by Zapalit
$23 $28
Description: The person you are trying to reach is not available, emotionally or otherwise. Not looking for love, not looking for companionship. Just plugging along, a shell of a human letting life go by.
The person you are trying to reach is not available-Teal Pillow
by Zapalit
$23 $28
Bojack Horseman I Have No Self Control And I Hate Myself 1 Pillow
by Jessicamirabee
$23 $28
Description: gift for dad, gift for mom, birthday gift, car lover gift, fathers day gift, mothers day gift, outdoor lover, adventurer gift, christmas gift, offroad gift, unique gift, duck lover gift, holiday present, adventure dad, road trip gift,
Title I Am Screaming Internally Funny White Cat Meme Pillow
by MandalaPics
$23 $28