Explain Pillows

Description: Dear Santa my sister did it

Description: I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to explain this to you design. Perfect design for your favorite teacher to wear at 100th day of school or last day of school. Cool saying design.

Description: "Hey, you're wearing glasses! Have you ever heard of this book by David Foster Wallace?" If you're a female-identifying individual who spends time in coffee shops, bookstores, or the kind of bars where they put egg whites in cocktails, you've invariably had to fend off this kind of attention. Hell, a lot of men deal with it too. DFW fans are an aggressive breed. Head them off at the pass with a shirt that says "Umm, nope." "Infinite Jest" is a good book but no book deserves to be as over-explained and used as a cultural signifier, let alone one about drugged-out teenagers who play tennis. Tell the world you're over it.

Description: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

Description: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

Description: Dear santa my sister did it

Description: Funny quote for anyone who always knows they are right. Humorous gift idea.

Description: This funny quotes design is a must-have for all the jokesters out there. It features an array of hilarious and witty phrases that will surely tickle your funny bone.

Description: An inside joke for the Smartless listener

Description: Dear Santa it was her Fault Funny Christmas Gifts Cute and funny matching t-shirts couple girls or boy for Funny Christmas Gifts and happy new year

Description: Trying to understand women is like trying to explain what colour the number seven smells like

Description: I do not think we need explanations

Description: Dear Santa, Define Good

Description: Dear santa my sister did it

Description: This is a funny design and a great option which is suitable for all of us. We offer many more colors to choose from. A design for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer outfits to buy for anniversary, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Father's day, Mother's Day, birthday

Description: Dear santa i can explain

Description: Dear Santa I Can Explain Teacher Christmas Holiday

Description: A simple and emotional design for those moments when feelings are too complicated or powerful to put into words. Meaningful gift for romantics, sensitive souls, introverts, couples, deep thinkers, and anyone who appreciates emotional and poetic designs.

Description: Puns are impossible to explain to kleptos because they take things literally. Suitable for men or women, the "Jokes Sarcasm Funny Humorous Statement Gifts Its Hard to Explain Puns" tee is perfect for English teachers, reading teachers, bookworms, writers & readers.

Description: Unfortunately this is a shirt that you need in this time

Description: I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain this to you apparel. Great outfit as a funny, sarcastic and condescending humor combination fun outfit. Perfect for men and women who love sarcasm and humorous puns.

Description: Okay Wait. Anubis, the jackal-headed god, weighs something on scales. Egyptian theme. Humorous design.

Description: Dear Santa, bring me Sushi. A funny take on Santa's letter for the holidays. If you or someone you know is a fan of wine, and believes in the man in the red suit, this is the design for you/them.

Description: Too Lazy To Explain Myself Just Judge Me

Description: Outfit for men, women or anyone who likes design with funny saying, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes, sarcastic saying… A funny quote idea for mom, dad, son, daughter, grandma, grandpa, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, friends,...

Description: santa we good

Description: The best gift for kids, boys, girls, mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, cousin, family members on Christmas, Xmas holiday, New Year

Description: Cool casual or party t-shirt, unique and original graphic design. Cute gift for everybody who love sarcasm or funny sayings lovers. Great idea for present t shirt for adults, strong women or men, perfect wife or husband, mother or father to be, best mom or dad, tired or desperate mommy or daddy. Trendy, awesome outfit for lazy sister or brother, anti-social daughter or son, best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, cousin, grandma, grandpa. Adorable tee shirt ideal for or Mother's Day, Father's day, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, New Year Eve, happy birthday or every day.

Description: I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even... I literally can't even explain how dumb you sound! Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do, we literally can't even think of a reason you shouldn't buy this shirt :)

Description: dear-santa-i-can-explain

Description: An inside joke for the Smartless listener

Description: I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You.

Description: I Have Nether The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You

Description: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

Description: dear-santa-i-can-explain

Description: Stop quoting dostoyevsky and explain yourself