Funny Map Pillows
Description: All aboard The Dad Line! This funny subway map follows every dad's daily route: 5:30 A.M. (No Alarm Needed), Thermostat Junction, Coffee Terminal, Hardware Store (Again), Grill Central, Lawn Loop and Dad Joke Plaza, before the final stop at Just Resting My Eyes. A hilarious gift for dad, husband or grandpa for Father's Day, Christmas or his birthday.
Description: All aboard The Mom Line: 24/7 service, no days off! This funny subway map follows every mom's daily route: First Alarm, Five Minutes Alone, Lost Shoe Search, School Drop-Off, Cold Coffee Junction, Laundry Loop, Grocery Run, Snack Station, Carpool Crossing, Homework Help Desk and Bath Time Bay, before the final stop at Bedtime (Eventually). A hilarious gift for mom, wife or grandma for Mother's Day, Christmas or her birthday. Pairs perfectly with The Dad Line.
Description: A bespectacled owl in a waistcoat squints at a map held completely upside down, question marks swirling overhead, in "Bumfuzzle," the old word meaning "to confuse or fluster." Charming, bewildered and built for anyone whose sense of direction is more of a suggestion. A fun pick for road-trippers, chronically lost friends, word nerds, or owl lovers with a sense of humor.
Bumfuzzle Word Nerd Vintage Owl with Glasses Reading Upside Down Map Pillow
by Fisheyed Graphics
$28
Description: Show off your Mountain State pride and clever sense of humor with this "THE BEST VIRGINIA SINCE 1863" graphic design! Featuring bold yellow and white vintage typography paired with the detailed state map silhouette of West Virginia. Celebrating the historic year West Virginia gained statehood, this design delivers a fun and patriotic statement for locals, natives, and state fans. Perfect for custom t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, stickers, mugs, and unique gifts for anyone proud to call West Virginia home!
Description: At one point the world really was united, literally, in a single (ish), magical land mass called Pangaea (or Pangea). Celebrate the memory and hope of a world united in peace and proximity with this awesome and humorous declaration... Great gift for college students or anyone into peace, history, geology, geography, or prehistoric maps. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design featuring circular type and artwork with a grunge distressed effect for an aged, worn, retro vintage look.
Description: Level up to graduation with this funny gamer class of 2038 design! Featuring a retro video game progression map from kindergarten to 12th grade, complete with pixel controllers, magic potions, swords, and a graduation trophy. Perfect back to school gift for little gamers and proud gaming parents ready to beat all the school levels.
Description: Show off bold Lone Star pride and satirical regional humor with this "Welcome To Gulf Of Texas" graphic design! Featuring a vintage distressed parchment map layout with a waving red, white, and blue Texas state flag planted firmly in the waters, this cheeky artwork claims the entire Gulf Coast with classic Texan bravado. Perfect for proud Texans, southern humor enthusiasts, road trippers, history buffs, and lovers of vintage cartography artwork. An ideal gift for Texas vacations, Father's Day, Independence Day, or everyday casual wear!
Description: Lost? Not really—this adventurous dachshund cowboy is simply exploring his own map. Featuring a proud wiener dog wearing a cowboy hat and bandana against a rugged retro desert sunset, this funny western animal design blends pet humor, road-trip spirit, and vintage outdoor style. A fun gift for dachshund owners, doxie fans, dog moms, dog dads, travelers, campers, and anyone who prefers wandering over being lost.
Description: Celebrate Independence Day with founding fathers in American flag map and the bold, funny slogan "It's Only Treason If You Lose." A vintage distressed patriotic design perfect for July 4th BBQs, fireworks, and history lovers. Great gift for dads, veterans, and proud Americans.
Description: Still Lake Ontario design featuring a bold Canadian maple leaf, Lake Ontario silhouette and Proudly Canadian message. A vintage Canada pride graphic inspired by the Lake America name change trend, made for Great Lakes fans, Ontario locals, Canadians, political humor lovers and anyone who proudly supports the Lake Ontario name.
Description: Maryland Is Calling And I Must Go captures the adventurous spirit and distinctive character of the Old Line State. The theme evokes Chesapeake Bay waters, coastal scenery, historic communities, scenic landscapes, and the excitement of exploring Maryland. With a strong sense of wanderlust, it celebrates the state’s blend of coastal beauty, outdoor adventure, and Mid Atlantic charm. This design appeals to travelers, road trippers, nature lovers, beach enthusiasts, and anyone drawn to Maryland’s waterways, landscapes, culture, and East Coast character.
Description: Someone In Maryland Loves Me combines playful romance with Maryland pride and the distinctive character of the Old Line State. The theme suggests a fun connection to someone special living among Maryland’s coastal communities, Chesapeake Bay landscapes, historic towns, and Mid-Atlantic scenery. With a lighthearted expression of affection, it celebrates regional identity and personal connection. The concept appeals to fans of Maryland culture, Chesapeake Bay life, coastal landscapes, state pride, romantic sayings, and humorous expressions of affection connected to the Free State.
