Impulse Pillows

Description: Wyre Transient Hay

Description: Wyre Voice of Reason Hay

Description: Wyre Doppelgänger Hay

Description: Wyre Endlessly Hay

Description: Wyre Schism Hay

Description: in my defense i ran out of money

Description: We've all said it. We've all left with seven. A relatable receipt-style design for anyone who has ever 'just popped into' a bookstore.

Description: Person Meditating In Lotus Position Inside Pink Circular Sunburst Badge

Description: Shirt for Leprosy's upcoming release: "Impulse To Kill".

Description: Went in just to browse. Left with a receipt that turns into another record. A vinyl collecting joke for crate diggers, record store regulars and music lovers with questionable self-control.

Description: A monochrome design featuring a mathematical equation with the text "Deltav = \sum V = \sqrt{\frac{12^2}{specific impulse}}" and below it, the bold text "IT'S ONLY ROCKET SCIENCE". The overall aesthetic is stark and educational, utilizing scientific notation and a clear statement.

Description: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Description: Zoom.

Description: Raccoon Crafts Joke: One Button, Six Projects

Description: Person Meditating In Lotus Position Inside Pink Circular Sunburst Badge

Description: Ithaca The Language of Injury

Description: the beginning of instant spending lightning bolt finance shopping money economy credit card debt impulse buying wallet cash purchase transaction banking wealth

Description: Ithaca Slow Negative Order

Description: sometimes i have to tell myself it's just not worth the jail time

Description: I was listening to the great Invisibilia podcast from NPR on “the Secret Lives of Clothes” and they were discussing the power of clothes and a simple experiment where subjects say the color of a word they’re shown, but the word is the name of a different color. This proved pretty tricky for some folks, and I thought of this as a sort of simple mindfuck. Classic Helvetica font with the colors mismatched/reversed. Enjoy!

Description: From the episode "Lady Bouvier's Lover" of The Simpsons.

Description: sometimes i have to tell myself it's just not worth the jail time

Description: Bad decisions make the best memories.

Description: i see it. i like it. i want it. my husband bought it

Description: Funny brain character saying, "Sorry My Prefrontal Cortex Said No". For anyone who enjoys neuroscience humor.

Description: Ironic T-shirt Design. Made to offend, not suitable for work.

Description: Petty Black Friday shopping chaos in neon pixel style

Description: It's a future thing.

Description: Celebrate the joy in impulsivity, and let people know your whole general vibe when they see you coming! Sure, sometimes you stick your foot in your mouth... better than your finger in mousetrap, am I right?

Description: Deejay tshirt for anytime...express your joy of music entertainment.

Description: Not Sold in stores ! Buy Now ! View more styles below Choose gender and size then click on "Add to cart" 100% quality print. ALL SIZES !! Small to 5XL !!

Description: The pulse of energy that rises when you are surrounded by chaos.

Description: THE SOUND THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND HORNS

Description: Perfect gift for petrolheads and auto enthusiasts

Description: A minimal typography design, of the words red flag, with red in white colored text and flag in red colored text. Wear it on a t-shirt as a warning maybe. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A punchy, neon-brain illustration that celebrates the science and sass of shopping—where dopamine spikes meet bold color and cheeky text. Perfect for merch that blends psychology, humor, and consumer culture.