Know Pillows
Description: I know nothing. I just work here. This design captures the essence of workplace humor, celebrating the everyday experiences of factory jobs and team dynamics. It playfully acknowledges the often chaotic and humorous nature of working environments, making it a perfect shirt for workers, apprentices, and supervisors alike. Ideal for casual Fridays or company outings, this shirt is a lighthearted way to embrace the realities of work life with a smile!
Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt was designed by Jen Van Horn, the quote comes from author Lauren Morrill, and the art is based on my popular balloon art. By buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).
Description: Show off your inner introvert and feline-loving sass with this hilarious "That's What I Do, I Drink Coffee, I Hate People, and I Know Things" cat-themed design! Perfect for anyone who runs on caffeine, cuddles their cat, and prefers the company of their feline over humans. Whether you're a proud cat mom, a coffee addict, or just someone who enjoys sarcastic quotes, this design makes the purr-fect addition to your wardrobe or gift list. Great for cat lovers, grumpy coffee drinkers, and fans of snarky humor.
Description: A cool cartoon-style cat wearing oversized sunglasses stares confidently while lifting one paw to adjust them. Bold, sassy text above and below reads: “Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.” The design is playful, edgy, and humorous—perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor with a touch of feline flair.
