Minimum Pillows
Description: A bold black background features white text listing an electrician's hourly rates based on customer involvement. At the top, a yellow lightning bolt icon is positioned above the main heading 'ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE'. The rates escalate based on the customer watching, helping, attempting repairs, asking 'why?', or telling the electrician how to do their job.
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: Embrace doing the bare minimum with this charming pastel depiction of a sloth lounging at a desk. Surrounded by soft pink clouds and holding a mug, this sleepy office companion is perfect for anyone who works from home and enjoys a dose of cozy humor. Whether you're shopping for a procrastinator or treating yourself, this playful visual captures the joyful laziness we all feel sometimes.
Description: A bold red title reads "ENGINEER" with a white outline. Below, a series of gold gears are depicted in various sizes against a black background. Underneath the gears, white text outlines different rates: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
