Optional Pillows
Description: This unique design features a sleepy, zombie-style koala bear, complete with band-aids and exposed brain details, snuggled in a cozy, star-patterned blanket. The koala holds a mug proclaiming 'NOT TODAY THANKS', perfectly complementing the main text 'FUNCTIONING IS OPTIONAL'. With a distressed, grunge art style, the graphic also includes spooky bats and skull motifs, adding a touch of dark humor. This sarcastic and funny design resonates with introverts, homebodies, and anyone who understands the feeling of being tired and preferring a relaxed day. It' great choice for those who appreciate humor, koala animals, and a bit of spooky charm, suitable for casual wear or Halloween season.
Description: Thirty-one costumes submitted, four approved, six pages of policy explaining the difference - and a party that runs forty-five minutes. The budget line is the one in orange: zero dollars approved, which is also the amount spent on the memo. Nobody has to dress up. Everybody has to be there. Wear it to the office party and let the panel do the talking. From the same series as the requisition that never closes and the review cycle that changes nothing. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99252258-costume-optional-attendance-mandatory-light-shirts
Description: An official baseline ego-minimization and biological calibration log, documenting a high-velocity human asset who operates exclusively on a premium, plant-derived energy grid while actively decoupling their physical performance parameters from unnecessary, resource-heavy psychological pride structures.
Description: Truth Isn’t Optional Anymore — Disinformation Protest Art Truth isn’t optional anymore. A figure dissolves into layers of data corruption, surveillance texture, and fractured information — half-seen through the noise, demanding to be heard above the static. This protest art piece merges distressed documentary imagery with the visual language of disinformation itself: corrupted data, glitch texture, hacked signal. Bold white type cuts through the chaos. For everyone exhausted by algorithmic spin, media manipulation, and institutional gaslighting. The truth is still there underneath all of it. And it isn’t optional. Puff Sumo original design.
Description: Truth Isn’t Optional Anymore — Protest Figure Activist Art Print Truth isn’t optional anymore. A fragmented figure emerges from layers of ink, texture, and erasure — half-seen, half-silenced, demanding to be witnessed. This raw protest art piece combines distressed documentary imagery with bold white confrontational typography for everyone exhausted by spin, denial, and institutional gaslighting. High-contrast black and white, heavy texture, zero sentimentality. For the gaslit, the dismissed, the ones watching the official record get rewritten while they’re still standing in the room. Truth was never negotiable. It isn’t now. Puff Sumo original design.
Description: Funny “Ears Optional” typography design for anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor, dry wit, minimalist text designs, and playful statements. A simple conversation starter for introverts, jokesters, and fans of clever humor.
Ears Optional Funny Saying, Introvert Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Quote Gift Pillow
by david_davis-studi
$28
Description: A fruit bat hangs upside down from the hand of a shattered Roman-numeral clock in "Night Mode Engaged," surrounded by a Bat.OS system readout, an ultrasonic activity log and a bottom panel reading "Sunset: 16:30, Daylight: Optional," all under spiky chrome lettering. Dark, sleepy and built for anyone who only comes alive after the sun goes down. A fun pick for night owls, night-shift workers, bat lovers, or anyone who keeps vampire hours.
Description: "Couch Space Optional!" Enjoy this hilarious cartoon featuring a blue Bigfoot and a chubby orange Bigfoot taking over the entire sofa for their daily meditation session—leaving barely any room for their tiny human roommate squeezed on the armrest. A relatable and funny graphic for sasquatch fans, meditation lovers, and anyone dealing with roomie real estate struggles!
Description: Accountability Is Not Optional - Civic Protest Typography (Dark Version) Accountability is not optional — it’s the foundation of a functioning democracy. This bold, heavy woodblock-style typography design stacks the message in stark black-on-white letterforms, delivering a direct civic statement with no room for interpretation. Built for anyone who believes leaders and institutions answer to the public, this design channels classic protest poster energy into a message that outlasts any single news cycle. Whether you’re speaking out against corruption, demanding transparency, or standing up for the rule of law, this tee makes the point plainly: no one gets a pass. Bold, unapologetic, and built to last.
Description: Truth Isn’t Optional Anymore — Bold Protest Typography Activist (Dark Version) Truth isn’t optional anymore. Not a request. Not a suggestion. A statement of record for everyone done watching spin replace fact and denial replace accountability. This bold inverted protest typography design — white knockout text locked inside a black block, grain texture, no decoration — carries the weight of something printed, stamped, and meant to last. For the gaslit, the dismissed, the ones watching official narratives get rewritten while the evidence is still right there. The truth doesn’t stop being true because someone powerful decided it’s inconvenient. It isn’t optional. Puff Sumo original design.
Description: Truth Isn’t Optional Anymore — Anti-Gaslighting Protest Typography (Dark Version) Truth isn’t optional anymore. It never was — but we’re done pretending the lies are acceptable. This bold serif protest typography design cuts straight to the point for everyone exhausted by spin, denial, and institutional gaslighting. Clean high-contrast black and white, massive stacked letterforms in authoritative serif type, zero decoration — just the statement that needed to be made. For the gaslit, the dismissed, the ones watching the official record get rewritten in real time. Truth isn’t a perspective. It isn’t negotiable. And it isn’t optional anymore. Puff Sumo original design.
Description: Thirty-one costumes submitted, four approved, six pages of policy explaining the difference - and a party that runs forty-five minutes. The budget line is the one in orange: zero dollars approved, which is also the amount spent on the memo. Nobody has to dress up. Everybody has to be there. Wear it to the office party and let the panel do the talking. From the same series as the requisition that never closes and the review cycle that changes nothing. This one prints in the color for light garments. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99252012-costume-optional-attendance-mandatory
Description: Truth Isn’t Optional Anymore — Protest Figure Activist Art Print (Dark Version) Truth isn’t optional anymore. A fragmented figure emerges from layers of ink, texture, and erasure — half-seen, half-silenced, demanding to be witnessed. This raw protest art piece combines distressed documentary imagery with bold white confrontational typography for everyone exhausted by spin, denial, and institutional gaslighting. High-contrast black and white, heavy texture, zero sentimentality. For the gaslit, the dismissed, the ones watching the official record get rewritten while they’re still standing in the room. Truth was never negotiable. It isn’t now. Puff Sumo original design.
