Plotting Pillows
Description: Ever look at your cat and just know they're planning something? This funny 'Chaos Cat' design perfectly captures that moment of suspicious silence. Featuring a hand drawn, sketchbook style illustration of a wide eyed kitten with a mind full of fish skeletons, conspiracy theories, and absolute mayhem, it's the ultimate shirt for cat lovers and owners of mischievous pets. Whether you're a proud cat mom, a cat dad, or someone who relates to having a chaotic mind while looking calm on the outside, this sarcastic tee is for you. A great gift for anyone who appreciates cat logic and absurdist humor.
Chaos Cat - Definitely Not Plotting Anything - Funny Sarcastic Cat Humor Pillow
by Nightmare Tee
$28
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Description: Show your creative or analytical side to the world with this clever introvert design. Featuring a bold red typewriter dreaming of a line graph, this funny retro graphic explains "I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting." Perfect for authors, data analysts, writers, and quiet introverts. An awesome gift for national novel writing month, back to school, or your favorite bookworm.
Description: no announcement, no dramatic exit, just a quiet decision to stop being nice about it. this shiba inu isn't hiding the red flag anymore — it's holding it up personally, smug about it, no longer pretending the villain arc wasn't already in progress. Because someone had to say it.
Description: For fiction writers, novelists, and storytellers who know exactly how this goes. You spend hours carefully plotting the story, structuring the chapters, mapping the twists… and then your fictional characters completely ignore the plan. “Characters Ruined My Outline Again” is a clean literary humour design for writers who understand the wonderfully chaotic reality of storytelling. Perfect for authors, aspiring novelists, creative writing students, book lovers, and anyone whose imaginary people have developed minds of their own. A minimalist editorial typography design that works especially well on mugs, notebooks, stickers, tote bags, hoodies, and writer gifts. Part of the Writer Life & Identity collection.
Description: Downward, And Still Plotting Something — a yoga pose borrowed without permission and repurposed entirely for reconnaissance. This vector-illustrated Ragdoll, blue eyes locked forward while the rest of the body performs a perfectly executed stretch, is not here for flexibility. The pose is downward. The intentions remain vertical. Something is being calculated, and it will happen later, when least expected. Because someone had to say it.
Description: If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.
