Probe Pillows
Description: Just because they're dead doesn't mean they're worthless! Here's the secret of weaponizing and profiting from every sizzling sievert of their remains.
Radionuclides for Fun and Profit! Geiger Counter Radioactive Probe Pillow
by Buzz Benson's Warehouse
$28
Description: Four customised or concept cars from film and TV which are just too futuristic to be real... or are they...? From top to bottom: • Automan's digitally constructed Autocar which could take corners at right angles, travel at impossible speeds and pass straight through solid obstacles - based on the Lamborghini Countach LP400 • The self driving Lexus 2054 as used by John Anderton to escape from his pursuers in Minority Report • The Durango 95 (in reality a M-505 Adams Brothers Probe 16 Concept Car) as stolen by Alex and his Droogs in A Clockwork Orange • Detective Del Spooner's Audi RSQ (with spherical wheels for better turning) from iRobot
Description: Stick your tongue out at the swamp and it may just drain itself. And if so, it's a truely brilliant strategy, the magnitude of which mere mortals won't appreciate until we read about it in the history books. Perfect gift for all geniuses out there, perceived, alleged, unseen, misunderstood or otherwise. Let that brilliant mind shine!
Description: Ever feel like you're being watched—but scientifically? This minimalist Alien Probe design says, “Ye", we came in peace—and with questions.” Whether you're in extraterrestrial life or like dark humor and spacey vibes, this tee is perfect for late-night stargazers, conspiracy theorists, and sci-fi nerds. That tiny eye in the "O"? It's what's what's or data. Probably. Perfect for Area 51 tours, abduction support groups, or casual planetary invasions.
Description: Arakyd Industries, also known simply as Arakyd, was an arms and droid manufacturer that notably produced dwarf probe droids, ID9 seeker droids, internal systems probe droids, Viper probe droids, and Viper recon droids. It also produced RA-7 protocol droids specially for the Galactic Empire and created KX-series security droids to provide Imperial facilities with more efficient security, as well as ST2 concussion missiles and tubes for starships. Arakyd Industries manufactured droids on Vulpter, a planet located in the galaxy's Deep Core where it also had a data storehouse.
Description: Beneath the neon glow of Bayside Mall, something moved that night—too tall, too thin, too wrong. Witnesses spoke in fragments: red eyes in the dark, limbs bending where they shouldn’t, a silence that swallowed the crowd before panic took hold. You made it out… mostly. Whether it was luck or something letting you go is unclear. Either way, you were there. And whatever was lurking under that archway might still be watching.
Bayside Marketplace - 2024 Incident - Alien Invasion - Miami Florida Pillow
by RainingSpiders.com
$28
Description: It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!
