Punctuation Pillows
Description: A bold, all-caps typographical composition on a black background. The phrase "You Are The" is in a serif font at the top. The word "SEMICOLON" is centrally positioned in a thick, sans-serif font with a white outline. Below it, "To My" appears in a smaller serif font. The bottom reads "STATEMENTS" in the same thick, sans-serif font as "SEMICOLON".
Description: The ultimate funny grammar joke for English teachers, writers, and punctuation nerds! Perfect for anyone who loves clever wordplay, Oxford commas, and hilarious sarcasm about why proper grammar actually saves lives. A great witty gift for students, authors, and language lovers with a sharp sense of humor.
Description: Grammar Police brings a playful twist to language and writing, with the bold badge-style message “TO SERVE AND CORRECT.” It’s a fun choice for anyone who enjoys proper punctuation, spelling, and calling out grammar mistakes. Made for grammar enthusiasts, editors, teachers, writers, and anyone who instinctively notices a misplaced apostrophe, this design turns language rules into a lighthearted badge of honor. The vintage-inspired police badge styling gives the joke a classic uniform-emblem feel while keeping the message clear and memorable. A fitting pick for those who take grammar seriously—with a sense of humor.
Description: A bold white text design on a black background. The top line reads "NEVER DATE AN". The second line reads "APOSTROPHE". Centered between two horizontal lines on either side is a large lower-case typographical symbol resembling the letter 'q'. Below this symbol, the text reads "THEY'RE TOO POSSESSIVE".
Description: This witty design highlights the life-or-death importance of a simple comma with the classic joke, "Let's Eat Kids. Let's Eat, Kids." It's the perfect shirt for any English teacher, grammar enthusiast, writer, or editor with a great sense of humor. This fun and clever tee makes a great back-to-school gift or a thoughtful present for the grammar nerd in your life.
Description: "I Use Semicolons Correctly; It's My Whole Personality." Written out in dark typewriter type, with the semicolon doing its job properly right there on the shirt. It's the badge of honor for anyone who knows the difference between a pause and a full stop. Bookish, proud and built for people who treat punctuation as a personality trait. A fun pick for novelists, editors, English teachers, or the writer in your life who secretly loves a well-placed semicolon.
I Use Semicolons Correctly Whole Personality Light Edition – Grammar Meme Wit Pillow
by Fisheyed Graphics
$23 $28