Regular Pillows

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Sophia marks the cups Rose drinks out of with an R while she awaits results from her HIV test.

for when being normal

Dream House

I’m a Pontoon grandpa like a normal grandpa only much cooler

"Funny Skydiving dad is a great gift for all your loved ones. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Be Pawsitive!

a.s.a.p. always stop and pray

Graduated rainbow stripes

God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel is a bold and empowering name that suggests strength and divine purpose.

I’m a Pontoon grandpa like a normal grandpa only much cooler

GRUMPA NOUN

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He was the most average philosopher in Greece. He didn’t really advance the philosophy of the Greeks much during his time, saying that they had things figured out good enough. Along with Plato and Xenophon, Mediocretes was a student of Socrates. History says he was an average student, getting mostly Cs which he considered, again, good enough.

After so many years coding, one masters the art of regular expressions. There is nothing you can't parse the hell out of. In fact, if you can't regex it - it probably does not exist. Makes sense!

"Funny Skydiving mom is a great gift for all your loved ones. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Capitalism is a cult, hope your deprogramming is going well! This retro TV design features an adorable TV mascot comforting you while you wait to return to your regularly scheduled capitalist deprogramming.

Have fun proudly declaring you (or someone you love) is a member of the NARP team! NARP (Non Athletic Regular Person) has become part of the high school, college and beyond sports scene. Play for Team NARP!