Sauce Pillows
Description: Enjoy this design made for active and sporty people. Hit up the gym or run a marathon, but don't forget to bring this funny and clever item with you. You need to train to stay healthy so do some running, some lifting, train your abs. Motivational, I Don't Sweat, I drip awesome sauce, I don't excrete fluids, I just naturally drip awesome sauce, Funny Gym design, Workout, Funny Fitness, Six pack, Muscles, squats
Description: Keysborough finally has its own kebab institution, or it would have, if Keysborough Kebab Kitchen actually existed. This retro mascot design celebrates hot meat, fresh salad, structurally ambitious wrapping and the sacred belief that garlic sauce should always be measured with the heart. Perfect for proud Keysborough locals, kebab loyalists and anyone who has ever unwrapped dinner only to discover they’re now wearing half of it. Cool fact: the Turkish word döner comes from a verb meaning “to turn,” referring to the rotating spit used to cook the meat.
Description: I literally can't even! This hilarious and dramatic vintage-inspired illustration features a retro canned cranberry sauce character passing out flat on a pool of red sauce with cross eyes, completed with bold typography reading "CAN'T EVEN". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this funny holiday food design is a must-have for Thanksgiving Day humor, Friendsgiving parties, slang quote lovers, holiday burnout jokes, sarcastic humor fans, foodies, and lovers of retro aesthetic. A high-contrast, legendary gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays, or dramatic everyday streetwear!
Description: Sliding straight to the holiday dinner table! This hilarious and action-packed vintage-inspired illustration features an energetic retro canned cranberry sauce character riding a wooden sled down snowy hills while jelly splashes from the top, completed with bold typography reading "FAST JELLY". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this funny winter food design is a must-have for sledding fans, winter sports lovers, Thanksgiving Day humor, Friendsgiving parties, cranberry sauce addicts, sarcastic humor lovers, and fans of retro aesthetic. A high-contrast, legendary gift for Thanksgiving, Winter season, Christmas, birthdays, or fun everyday streetwear!
Turkey Band Music Thankful Musician Concert Thanksgiving Pillow
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$28
Description: A large teal bowl filled with macaroni and red sauce sits above a marching band. The band members wear red hats and uniforms with yellow trim, playing drums, clarinets, and trumpets. The drum features the word 'Beefaroni'. Below them, the phrase 'We're having Beefaroni!' is written in bold white letters.
Grateful For Turkey Teamwork Firefighter Thanksgiving Humor Pillow
by SubCulture Cloth
$23 $28
Description: Whether you call them dumplings, gyoza or potstickers these are Asian food staples. In Chinese it means "Stuck to the Wok". Steamed boiled or fried they are eaten with chopsticks and are great with rice and soy sauce. In Boston they are called Peking ravioli. In Mandarin they are jiaozi. You will find them in your dim sum steamer basket. Wear to a Japanese restaurant or dinner party. Great gift for foodie friend in cooking school or student who is homesick for a taste of home.
Description: YOU know what it is! Some remember the 'U' but use the 'A' for legal reasons. Others use the 'A' but still pronounce it with the 'U". And some even dropped the 'U' and the 'A' and use an 'O'! It's all good, cuz if you're from The District you know our hometown sauce and how to get down with it. Here's DistrictNative's Sauce. It goes by other names, but to stay safe, we'll call it Citizen Sauce for now.
