Selective Pillows
Description: Are you tired of listening to nonsense? Express your brutally honest mood with this hilarious "I Have Selective Hearing" design! Featuring a minimalist black and white ear graphic and a bold sarcastic quote, this artwork is the perfect excuse for ignoring unwanted conversations. Great for introverts, antisocial souls, or anyone who loves witty and savage humor. Wear this funny typography design and let your outfit do the talking so you can enjoy your peace and quiet!
Description: Chasing the Cumbres and Toltec by Debra Martz I've taken this scenic steam engine train ride from Antonito, CO to Chama, NM on several different occasions. It is a spectacular day filled with awesome views as you travel over high trestles, through tunnels, and along narrow shelves above deep gorges. At other times, while visiting Chama, NM, I've joined the enthusiastic "train chasers" to capture the train in action. I highly recommend the scenic ride but chasing the trains is tons of fun, too! ©Debra Martz, All Rights Reserved
Description: Tylenol Babies: Selective Outrage — A stark blackletter warning slams against a white backdrop: “If Tylenol is bad for children, wait ’til you hear about Assault Rifles.” The gothic weight of the font carries history’s gravitas, framing a bitter truth—America frets over phantom risks while ignoring the epidemic of gun violence. The Tylenol scare becomes a diversion, a politicized scapegoat, while assault rifles—responsible for countless child deaths—remain protected and glorified. It’s not design for aesthetics, but resistance: a poster, a protest, a mirror held to America’s selective outrage.
Description: A funny raccoon design featuring a relaxed trash panda holding a hot cup of coffee with a sarcastic selective hearing message. Perfect for raccoon lovers, coffee addicts, introverts, and anyone who enjoys dry humor, lazy mood energy, and cute woodland animal art. This playful design blends cozy coffee vibes, witty attitude, and adorable trash panda charm into a standout graphic for shirts, stickers, and gifts.
Description: The image shows a caricatured man in a domestic setting, holding his hand to his ear in a mock gesture of trying to listen. His exaggerated facial expression, with one eyebrow raised and a perplexed look, humorously conveys the message that he's not really paying attention. The bubble quote "MY WIFE SAYS I NEVER LISTEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT......" reinforces the comical situation of miscommunication in relationships. The background features retro wallpaper and furnishings, adding to the whimsical and vintage vibe of the illustration.
Description: A tiny fox sits in the bottom corner of the design while two small stars glow far away in the opposite corner. Between them is almost nothing — and that empty space is the whole message. Some people like the room around them more than the things inside it. For the socially selective, the introverts who protect their energy, and anyone who understands why space matters more than company. The extreme minimalism makes it stand out precisely because it refuses to compete for attention. A quiet gift for introverts, minimalist lovers, and people who value their personal space. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, tote bags, mugs, and stickers.
Description: Tylenol Babies: Selective Outrage — A stark blackletter warning slams against a white backdrop: “If Tylenol is bad for children, wait ’til you hear about Assault Rifles.” The gothic weight of the font carries history’s gravitas, framing a bitter truth—America frets over phantom risks while ignoring the epidemic of gun violence. The Tylenol scare becomes a diversion, a politicized scapegoat, while assault rifles—responsible for countless child deaths—remain protected and glorified. It’s not design for aesthetics, but resistance: a poster, a protest, a mirror held to America’s selective outrage.
Description: Check out this cool cat with an attitude. If you're a cat lover and anti-social then you need this design. Now you can get this amazing design in different styles and extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.
Description: This funny sarcastic saying 'I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't Selected Today' is a great gift for birthdays and holidays like Christmas. The vintage retro style makes it a unique and humorous gift for dad, brother, mom, sister, or uncle. Perfect for those who love funny quotes and sarcastic humor.
