Single Ready Pillows
Description: You healed. You reflected. You spent some time in nature. And against all better judgment, you’re ready to get ghosted again! A funny outdoorsy dating design featuring a hopeful hiker checking his phone while his next shimmering ghost waits nearby. Made for hikers, introverts, reluctant romantics, dating-app survivors, and anyone brave enough to develop feelings again after the last person mysteriously vanished into the ether.
Description: A sobbing club sandwich clutches a rotary phone receiver, its cord unplugged from the wall, beneath bold lettering reading "She Left Me" and a banner finishing "On Read-y to Eat!" Pitiful, punny and built for anyone still staring at a message that never got a reply. A fun pick for the recently ghosted, anti-Valentine's crowds, sandwich lovers, or anyone who loves a breakup joke.
Description: A pink flamingo stands on one leg, wearing high heels. Text on the right reads "SINGLE AND READY TO FLAMINGLE LET'S GET FLOCKED UP" in bold white letters against a black background. The flamingo is detailed with pink feathers and a curved neck.
Pink Flamingo Wearing Heels "Single And Ready To Flamingle Let's Get Flocked Up" Pillow
by Remisova illustrator
$28