Slave Pillows

Description: Be The Reason HR Updates Their Training

Description: Working Hardly

Description: I Run On Coffee And Passive Aggression

Description: I Excel At Looking Busy

Description: Please Hold While I Pretend To Care

Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes minimal-friction strategy and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely automated professional who treats their entire corporate career as a series of mandatory digital pop-ups. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-morning administrative gridlock where you are added to endless calendar invites, terms-of-service updates, and document reviews without a single shred of context—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that you have completely bypassed the phase of critical thinking or evaluation, choosing instead to rapidly bypass the bureaucracy by clicking through every single prompt with absolute, unbothered compliance just to clear your screen.

Description: Find the perfect home office corporate humor with this minimalist graphic design. Ideal for remote workers and corporate slaves navigating burnout, work-life balance, and long office hours. A funny quote for tired adults who prefer working from home in a cozy blanket

Description: Feeling like a corporate slave? Meet the CEO of Naptime. This funny, burnt-out tabby cat design is perfect for tech workers, IT professionals, and anyone exhausted by the 9 to 5 daily grind. Featuring a sarcastic ID badge, a tired employee in the background, and a critical error computer screen, it's the ultimate office humor apparel for lazy cat lovers who just want a nap.

Description: Funny Cat Lovers quotes design featuring a verified slave Kitty meme. A Humorous slogan with cool graphics for adoring pet owners and their adorable kittens.

Description: "Being likable is actually more important than being good at your job." Spills the uncomfortable truth that charm outranks competence in most offices. Hard work gets you noticed; being fun gets you promoted. Makes a great gift for corporate survivors and career realists.

Description: Funny Cat Lovers quotes design featuring a verified kitty owner meme. A Humorous slogan with cool graphics for adoring pet owners and their adorable kittens.

Description: Funny Cat Lovers quotes featuring a Verified Cat Slave slogan. A Humorous meme with cool graphics for adoring kitty owners and their adorable pets.

Description: This vintage-style graphic turns workplace exhaustion into dark comedy, featuring a bored skeleton trapped in yet another pointless meeting under the slogan “Another Meeting That Could’ve Been Email.” With distressed typography, retro office motifs, and sarcastic corporate humor, the design perfectly captures modern burnout culture in a bold, wearable statement piece.

Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a mischievous raccoon mascot running the “Corporate Buzzword Recycling Center,” cleverly turning meaningless office jargon like “synergy,” “leverage,” and “alignment” into “valuable nothing.”

Description: Promoted to exhausted.

Description: Funny manager quote

Description: This vintage-style graphic features a tired skeleton in a purple hoodie surviving another day of endless meetings, coffee, and corporate burnout with dark humor and relatable office chaos. The bold retro typography and distressed artwork create a funny yet painfully accurate support-group aesthetic for anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure survival mode.

Description: Skid Row Slave To The Grind Tour 1991

Description: They Didn't Steal The Slave Black History Month, Melanin African, Black History Month

Description: Classic vintage-inspired design celebrating industrial metal legends with bold underground aesthetics.

Description: Out of Office

Description: Lesser Slave Lake Provincial Park Alberta Canada - AB Hiking Boot

Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a mischievous raccoon mascot running the “Corporate Buzzword Recycling Center,” cleverly turning meaningless office jargon like “synergy,” “leverage,” and “alignment” into “valuable nothing.” With distressed typography, muted retro colors, and satirical corporate humor, the artwork perfectly blends workplace parody with nostalgic mascot-brand aesthetics.

Description: Channel ultimate office comedy energy with this iconic quote. Celebrates the lovably ambitious underdog dreaming of a bigger title. Makes a great gift for office fans and aspiring bosses.

Description: Vintage Great Slave Lake commemorating the Northern Frontier of Canada in 1771.

Description: This vintage-style graphic features a tired skeleton in a purple hoodie surviving another day of endless meetings, coffee, and corporate burnout with dark humor and relatable office chaos.

Description: Funny manager quote

Description: Funny office quote HR professionals

Description: Funny office saying

Description: Embark on a nostalgic journey with this vintage-inspired steamboat willie design. Perfect for lovers of classic animation and retro style, this merch makes a whimsical addition to any corporate slave collection

Description: Epic depiction of Slave Knight Gael wielding his sword amidst chaos and destruction.

Description: Funny Cat Lover quote design: ''9 out of 10 cats said their owners prefer slavery'' is a humorous spin on a well known saying..about cats!

Description: Reframes take-charge energy as a public service. Taking control isn't a flaw—it's a favor. Makes a great gift for managers, team leads, and anyone who's ever been told they're "too much."

Description: Does someone think you're their maid?! Or worse, are you the offender!? :) If so, this shirt is the one you need!

Description: Embraces middle-of-the-road management with zero shame. Not the best, not the worst—just consistently adequate. Makes a great gift for managers, team leads, and anyone who's mastered the art of "good enough."