Stapler Pillows

Where you buy mechanical pencils for middle school

Shame your way through your shameful day with some Penetrode company issued swag. Don't forget a cover sheet on those TPS reports.

I could set the building on fire - Milton Waddams

The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.

Paper Jam Office Space Monday Problems

We all do it, a pencil here, a stapler there. Might as well come clean and call out your coworkers at the same time.

You're just not going to go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know... but I really don't like it, and uh... I'm not gonna go.

The best office to work for.

The first thing you want to hear on a Monday Morning.

No one likes work. Whether your office gets moved to the basement, your forced to come in on Saturdays, or your red stapler is constantly stolen from you, this Work Sucks t-shirt says it all.

Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Design

Bringing pieces of paper together in friendship!

Monday's suck

That's some spicy crab, if ya know what I mean...

What would you do with a million dollars

Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Always remember to bring your flair to work.

This is not your stapler.

"If They Take My Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Mondays Suck!

A little craft humor to brighten your day

Don't ask me about my flair.

Cute office supplies

Aries Custom Graphics "Initech" design. Inspired by Office Space.

R.I.P. Dunder Mifflin

Office Space | Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

What if your favorite 90s office movie was an 80s video game? Just make sure you're using the new covers on the TPS reports!

the only reason to do anything? It's cake. And you know it.

Staplers are always up in your business. That's just how staplers do. Make your feelings known with the clear message of this design.

A stapler with a cute face saying "I'm the one keeping things from falling apart around here." in a simple, minimalist style.