Text Message Pillows
Description: A stark black background features bold white lettering. The top line reads "NOT" in block capitals. The second line, "FRIENDLY", is larger and also in block capitals. Below this, in a cursive script, is the phrase "DO NOT Touch". The overall appearance is minimalist and direct.
Description: A bold, retro-style layout featuring text arranged in stacked lines. The first and third lines read "NOTHING" in a creamy, outlined font. The second and fourth lines read "CHANGES" in an orange, outlined font. The center of the composition has a small "If" in orange, flanked by three horizontal bars on each side in creamy color.
Description: A bright blue rectangular screen with white text. The top line reads "Fatal Exception". Below that are two lines of text, the first partially cut off, reading "Termiate current application" and "Terminte to current applicationr restart". The final line reads "restart computer".
Description: A black background with text in a distressed, off-white color. The text reads 'Somebody's' in a script font at the top, followed by 'SPOILED' in all caps, then 'BLUE COLLAR' in all caps, and finally 'WIFE' in all caps at the bottom. The words 'SPOILED', 'BLUE COLLAR', and 'WIFE' have a subtle speckle texture.
Description: A bold typographic composition featuring the phrase "ENJOY THE little THINGS". The words are stacked, with "ENJOY" in light blue, "THE" in pink, "little" in a beige tone, and "THINGS" in orange. Decorative pink lines flank the word "little". A solid orange line is positioned below "THINGS". The background is black.
Description: A bold, programmatic text snippet reads "embrace(failure);". The word "embrace" transitions in color from a light blue to a teal. "failure" is in a coral pink, and the parentheses and semicolon are in light orange and white respectively. The text is centered on a black background.
Description: “Funny Church Sign in Okeene Oklahoma” Sometimes a roadside sign is just too good to ignore. While returning home from a short day trip through the small town of Okeene, Oklahoma, this clever church sign made me laugh and turn the car around for a photo. “We’re not Dairy Queen, but we still have great Sundays” might be one of the best church sign messages I’ve seen in a while. (I also have the original color version available) ©Debra Martz, All Rights Reserved 20250615- Alt Text: A church sign humorously compares its services to Dairy Queen. The message plays on words, emphasizing community and welcoming events. Photography by Debra Martz
Description: A bold black background displays white text in varying sizes. The top reads 'WARNING' in large, impactful letters. Below this, a blue banner with white text states 'This Programmer'. To the right of the banner is a stack icon. Underneath, 'DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH STUPID People' is written in decreasing font sizes.
WARNING This Programmer DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH STUPID People Stack Icon Pillow
by Ivan Belcic
$23 $28
Description: A blue screen with a white outline of a sad face at the top. Below the face, white text reads 'This human ran into a problem and needs to restart'. A second block of text says 'If yu'd like to know more, to can search online for this error:'. At the bottom, in bold white letters, is 'NEEDS_MORE_COFFEE'.
Description: A bright blue rectangular graphic features bold white text. On the left, "SEND" is written in a large, casual script. On the right, the words "money nudes" are also in white, but "money" is partially obscured by a thick red horizontal line and diagonal cross, with "nudes" below it. The overall presentation is a clear message about what not to send.