Tma Pillows
Description: MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR A patchwork my favourite fears which control our lives and the life of Jonathan Sims dearest. Works as a subtle signal to other magnus archives fans, who will wonder if they're just overthinking or if it was an intentional reference. Which fear is which? That is up to you to decide.
Description: CEASELESS WATCHER: CAST YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING Ever wanted to carry around a constant reminder of our good old head archivist's suffering? Love the aesthetic of tarot cards? well now you can! yay! Proudly display your allegiance to The Eye and preform the watchers crown while wearing a mini skirt covered in Jons face. yes, its a requirement for it to work. To be honest I think I may have committed a sin by allowing this to be printed onto a shower curtain, but when the universe presents a chance like that who am I but to take it?
Description: MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR A patchwork my favourite fears which control our lives and the life of Jonathan Sims dearest. Works as a subtle signal to other magnus archives fans, who will wonder if they're just overthinking or if it was an intentional reference. Which fear is which? That is up to you to decide.
Description: MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR A patchwork my favourite fears which control our lives and the life of Jonathan Sims dearest. Works as a subtle signal to other magnus archives fans, who will wonder if they're just overthinking or if it was an intentional reference. Which fear is which? That is up to you to decide.
Description: MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR A patchwork my favourite fears which control our lives and the life of Jonathan Sims dearest. Works as a subtle signal to other magnus archives fans, who will wonder if they're just overthinking or if it was an intentional reference. Which fear is which? That is up to you to decide.
Description: JOIN THE STRANGER! BECOME SOMEONE YOU NO LONGER KNOW! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: circus and theatre vibes, clowns, dolls and the like. They seem like they are having fun! What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply changing in a way you can't quite describe. You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE WEB! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE SPIDER! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: no more making decisions, cool web patterns and spiders, purple is a nice colour, Annabelle Cane is cool cons: thousands of tiny crawling spiders doesn't sound great to me What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply picking up an old children's book... hm.... A Guest for Mr Spider... seems harmless enough You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE BURIED! FIND HOME DEEP BELOW THE EARTH! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: maybe its like a really great weighted blanket? What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply digging. Just dig. You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE EXTINCTION! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE NEWEST FEAR! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: this fear is fresh off the press, high potential, super relevant What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply waiting. and watching. You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE CORRUPTION! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE CRAWLING ROT! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: it worked out well for Benoît Maçon and his beetle wife? with lots of bugs and worms, like Jane Prentiss, you will never be alone! What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply listening to the song of that wasps nest in your attic... isn't it beautiful? You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE SPIRAL! BECOME SOMETHING BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION, AN AVATAR OF THE TWISTING DECEIT! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: Michael is superbly cool, doors to anywhere wherever you like, brain melting aesthetic, look like bowling carpet patterns personified What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply losing all sense of reality! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE DARK! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE FOREVER BLIND! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: spaceships! tunnels! exploration! What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply turning out the lights and finding out what lurks in the suffocating darkness. You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: SERVE THE EYE! BECOME AN ARCHIVE OF ALL YOU SEE AND FEEL pros: know literally everything, can EXPLODE people apparently, big creepy eye friend, magic powers!!! The on the winning side - join the superior being! Enlist today easily by winning eternal the staring contest with that guy in your mirror
Description: JOIN THE LONELY! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE ONE ALONE! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? ? pros: finally some quiet, cool fog, Martin Blackwood, Peter Lucas and his cool little boat What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply laying on the ground and letting the fog consume you. You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE EYE! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE CEASELESS WATCHER! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: infinite knowledge, all seeing powers, cool eye imagery, Jonathan Sims, get to be spooky and mysterious, career development pathways (random statement recording to becoming The Archivist) cons: tbh I don't see (haha) any! What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply... being employed by Elias Bouchard!! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: OIN THE FLESH! BECOME AN AVATAR OF MEAT AND BONES! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: Jared Hopworth's free plastic surgery, good Gyms apparently... uh,.. cons: hmm.... lets not talk about those What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply [redacted]!! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE VAST! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE FALLING TITAN! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: you can spook some tourists, cool ozone smell, funky lightning scar, Michael Crew, rad book (Ex Altiora) cons: Simon Fairchild tbh What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply yelling at the sky!! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE DESOLATION! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE LIGHTLESS FLAME! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: omg fire powers, Agnes Montague and Jude Perry, friendly cult vibes, dramatic monologues What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply staring into an open flame!! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: JOIN THE END! BECOME AN AVATAR OF THE CRUSHING DREAD OF THE END OF ALL LIFE! Take your pick from this series of spooky but subtle cassette tapes, to which fear entity will you pledge you allegiance and become an avatar? pros: our favourite little guys Gerard Keay and Oliver Banks What more could you want?? Enlist today by simply staring into the void of space!! You too can become something that would terrify our dear Jonathan Sims. MAKE YOUR STATEMENT, FACE YOUR FEAR
Description: CEASELESS WATCHER: CAST YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING Ever wanted to carry around a constant reminder of our good old head archivist's suffering? Love the aesthetic of tarot cards? well now you can! yay! Proudly display your allegiance to The Eye and preform the watchers crown while wearing a mini skirt covered in Jons face. yes, its a requirement for it to work. To be honest I think I may have committed a sin by allowing this to be printed onto a shower curtain, but when the universe presents a chance like that who am I but to take it?
