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Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
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absurd, absurdist, antisocial, best words, bite me
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Funny Bassist Design that reads: "There Is No Such Thing As Too Many Bass Guitars". That's just right for a Musician who really enjoys playing Bass Guitar.
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no such thing, bassist, as too many, musician, bass guitarist
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No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.
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Too Old to Fight Too Slow to Run But I Can Still Shoot Pretty Darn Good Funny Gun Owner Firearm Rights 2nd Amendment Marksman Gift Shooting Range Humor Tactical Dad Grandpa Veteran Design USA
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2a, american patriot, firearm humor, gun enthusiast, gun pride
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"I've become too silly but it is not yet enough."
Only the silliest of people aspire to become the very concept of silliness. Great for people who love frogs and being silly
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Being normal is overrated. That's why this t-shirt features graphs of other great distributions: hypergeometric, negative binomial, poisson, and geometric.