Turtle Pillows
Description: The painted turtle (Chrysemys picta) is the most widespread native turtle of North America. It lives in slow-moving fresh waters, from southern Canada to Louisiana and northern Mexico, and from the Atlantic to the Pacific. The turtle is the only species of the genus Chrysemys, which is part of the pond turtle family Emydidae. Fossils show that the painted turtle existed 15 million years ago. Four regionally based subspecies (the eastern, midland, southern, and western) evolved during the last ice age.
Description: Okay, like, it's a gorilla, but then the the gorilla is wearing a crocodile or an alligator sort of like it was a backpack but also a hoodie, and then in the gorilla's mouth is a blue-footed boobie, and the blue-footed boobie is singing into a megaphone, and the megaphone has a stand and also a part of the stand is a fishbowl with a goldfish in it, and it looks like the goldfish is in love with a toucan that's perched in the alligator or crocodile's mouth, but then the whole stand is resting on the back of a turtle that's wearing a fez, and the gorilla is playing guitar, but it's like a guitar-shaped vinyl turntable, and on the gorilla's back is a crate, like where you would put records, but instead there's a panda playing the trumpet.
Description: Beware my guard dog bites too funny tortoise, turtle quote t-shirt for those tortoise owners who have scary and crazy tortoises as pets. If you prefer a turtle over dogs and cats then grab this funny turtle cartoon apparel and let your guests know he might bite. Order yours now!
