Worked Pillows
Description: A cartoon featuring a green, bloated, and stressed-looking character with an agitated expression. Its eyes are wide and bloodshot and its teeth are gritted. The figure has small, nervously-posed arms and legs. The text "STRESSED" appears above the character, and "OUT" below, both in a bold, orange sans-serif font.
Description: A humorous graphic with a green background featuring white text. The top text reads "THIS PHOTOGRAPHER HAS WORKED". Below this is a white band containing the large number "32" in black with a rough, brushstroke style. The bottom text reads "DAYS WITHOUT FORGETTING TO REMOVE THE LENS CAP".
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in distressed red lettering at the top, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white. Below are listed hourly rates with corresponding conditions: "$100 - MINIMUM", "$130 - IF YOU WATCH", "$150 - IF YOU HELP", "$200 - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 - IF YOU TELL ME HOWD TO DO MY JOB". A set of golden gears is positioned above the word "ENGINEER". The background is black.
Description: A circular emblem features a cruise ship sailing on waves against a retro sunset background with horizontal stripes of teal, orange, yellow, and pink. The text "I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS SHIRT RETIRED 2022" curves around the emblem. Two anchors are placed on the left and right sides, and small birds are depicted in the sky.
Description: A monochrome graphic listing different rates for technical assistance. The text reads 'TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE' followed by priced tiers: '$100/HR STANDARD', '$125/HR IF YOU WATCH', '$150/HR IF YOU HELP', '$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and '$250/HR IF TELL ME HOW TO DO IT'. A gear icon and computer equipment with tools are also depicted.
Description: A black background features white text in a bold, sans-serif font. At the top, stylized wrenches flank a star. The main text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE", followed by pricing tiers: "$100/HR MINIMUM", "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "$175/HR IF YOU HELP", "$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$25U TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with bold yellow and orange text. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT" with a yellow and blue hazard stripe border. Below it, "HOURLY RATE" is in orange. A list follows detailing various hourly rates with corresponding conditions, such as "$100 or HR ... MINIMUM" and "$500 or HR ... IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO MO DO MY JOB."
Description: For every pool player who has ever lined up the perfect shot—only to watch it go completely wrong! This funny billiards design is perfect for snooker lovers, cue sport enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that sometimes, things just don’t go as planned at the pool table. A great choice for tournaments, league players, and casual game nights. Perfect for billiards players, snooker fans, and pool hall regulars
Description: A bold black background features text in yellow and white. The top reads "ENGINEER" in large, metallic gold letters with a blue outline. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white and yellow. A list details rates: "$100 or --- HR MINIMUM", "$170 or HR --- IF YOU WATCH", "$200 or HR --- IF YOU HELP", "$320 or HR ---- IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$500 or HR ----- IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB". Blue lightning bolts flank "HOURLY RATE".
Description: A vintage-style depiction of a mountain town, likely Cerro de Potosi, with text referencing work and silicosis.
I Worked a Shift at Cerro De Potosi and All I Got Was Silicosis Retro Pillow
by Ruanara Studio
$23 $28
Description: Celebrate retirement in style with this "Officially Retired 2025" design! Whether you or a loved one is saying goodbye to the 9-to-5 grind and embracing the freedom of retirement, this design is the perfect way to mark the occasion. Featuring bold typography and a celebratory vibe, it’s ideal for retirement parties, vacations, or everyday wear to show off your new relaxed lifestyle. This design makes a fantastic retirement gift for coworkers, family members, or friends who are retiring in 2025. It's available on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more, making it a great keepsake to commemorate this exciting milestone.
Description: A black background features the word 'ENGINEER' in a segmented style with teal, tan, and cream blocks. Below this, the text 'HOURLY RATE' is displayed in large, brown capital letters, flanked by lightning bolt shapes. The subsequent lines detail hourly charges: '$100/HR FOR MINIMUM', '$170/HR IF YOU WATCH', '10P UP', '$500/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO ON JOB'.
Description: A bold design in white and gold on a black background. Features the text "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE" above a list of hourly rates depending on customer actions. A computer monitor icon shows a headset, screwdriver and wrench. Text includes: "$100/HR STANDARD, $125/HR IF YOU WATCH, $150/HR IF YOU HELP, $200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST, $250/HR IF YOU WORKED FIRST, $250/HR IF TELL ME HOW TO DO IT"
Description: A bold and funny tech design for developers, programmers, DevOps engineers, and AI enthusiasts. Featuring a rocket launch, futuristic interface elements, and the classic “it worked on my machine” coding joke, this design is perfect for anyone who lives in the world of software deployment, debugging, automation, and production chaos. Great for t-shirts, stickers, mugs, and gifts for coders, engineers, and tech teams who appreciate developer humor.
