Would Pillows
Description: WHY I DON'T LOSE WEIGHT AT GYM -- Blame the personal trainer, the diet chart, or the gym itself, but never blame yourself! This funny "Why I Don't Lose Weight At Gym" bar chart design is a hilarious addition to the AniTee collection, perfect for anyone who loves a good excuse for skipping cardio. A great graphic to wear during your next attempt at lifting weights, running on the treadmill, or just hanging out at the juice bar.
Description: Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Hilarious Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.
Description: Snake Plissken is a former special forces soldier who is tasked with infiltrating the crime-ridden and isolated island of Manhattan, which has been converted into a maximum-security prison, in order to rescue the president of the United States. It is not possible to speculate on how he might approach running a pizza shop as it is outside of the context of the movie and the character's established skill set and abilities.
Description: You may wish to see them from the safety of the big tank instead of the deep blue sea because of those teeth and jaws, but these creatures are not toys and deserve our respect. Kids love a shark fin any day of the week. Is a white shark your school mascot? Great gift for a shark lover marine biologist, scuba diver, snorkel fan or team swimmer. Wear to a water park, ocean animal theme park, birthday party, or watching nature shows on TV. Graphic license Vecteezy.
Description: Whether you call them dumplings, gyoza or potstickers these are Asian food staples. In Chinese it means "Stuck to the Wok". Steamed boiled or fried they are eaten with chopsticks and are great with rice and soy sauce. In Boston they are called Peking ravioli. In Mandarin they are jiaozi. You will find them in your dim sum steamer basket. Wear to a Japanese restaurant or dinner party. Great gift for foodie friend in cooking school or student who is homesick for a taste of home.
