Zero Pillows
The Big Lebowski - Lebowski Area Rugs - It Really Ties the Room Together Pillow
by Meta Cortex
$23 $28
Description: The Aurora was a brand-new Alterra Long-Range Capital Ship (and possibly the first of its class) sent to the Ariadne Arm by the Alterra Corporation to build a phasegate. Its auxiliary mission, unknown to most of the crew, was an agreement made with the Mongolian Independent States to search for and possibly rescue the survivors of the Degasi crew. It was thought that the ship's advanced scanning suite, superior to any ship that had previously made a search effort, would have better luck in finding the crew, or finally confirm whatever fate had befallen them.
Description: This super cute & funny ice hockey design says "I give zero pucks" with a well worn out hockey stick - a perfect funny pun & cool looking hockey design! Perfect for any hockey players or hockey coaches with a sense of humor! Grab this awesome zero pucks hockey gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with ice hockey and appreciates sarcastic jokes about their favorite sport! Any high school hockey athlete will love showing off this hilarious wordplay!
I Give Zero Pucks Ice Hockey Players Sarcastic Pun Pillow
by The Perfect Presents
$23 $28
Description: Drinking is important in Japan! And Strong Zero is a legendary line of strong sweet beverages available in Japan's beloved convenient stores. These will get you messed up! Is there any better shirt for expressing that you're ready to part in Japan? Japanese locals will understand. Foreigners who are familiar with Japanese nightlife will understand.