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Description: Drink Water Dehydrated H2O Joke DMHO Powder. Dihydrogen Monoxide, dangerous stuff! Otherwise know as water, H2O, oxidane, dihydrogen oxide, hydroxyl acid, or hydric acid. It has many benefits but can also be misused or misconstrued by those ignorant of what it actually is (including politicians and journalists). Next time send some gullible person to the pharmacy for a sachet of DMHO Powder, but tell them to be careful! This cool 'tongue-in-cheek' graphic offering dehydrated water (geddit!) will separate the wheat from the (scientifically ignorant) chaff! Just Add Water!!

Description: I Do What I Want, But It Wasn't Me! Cat Conspiracy. No one actually really knows how it all started (well some probably do!), but there's been a lot of conjecture, assumptions, and opinions bandied about, let alone all the conspiracy theories! But, as you may be aware, cats will do what they want! So, who knows, maybe it wasn't a pangolin, snake or a bat, but a black cat! One things for sure tho', it wasn't me!!

Description: Wake up! Birds aren't real. Pigeon Conspiracy U.S. Government Surveillance Drone. Funny pigeon meme. Uncover the truth about the NSA avian spy robot technology. CIA directors were so “annoyed that birds had been dropping fecal matter on their car windows” that between 1959 and 1971 they eradicated 12 billion feathered fugitives and supplanted them with spy drones to surveil the people. Stay Woke, face it sheeple, birds are evil!

Description: Puhleeze! Police The Police. Whose interests are the authorities serving and protecting? Societies contract has been broken and there is never any accountability. A sarcastic pun exasperation of police non-action against colleagues who they passively watch acting with impunity. When are the police gonna police the police?

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - Like A Regular Dad But More Powerful. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - You Wouldn't Understand. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - You Only Know This If You Rock. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - Like A Regular Dad But More Powerful. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - This Guitar Dad Rocks. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - World's Best Dad. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - Best Dad Ever. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - Heavy Metal Dad. Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Power Chord DAD - Enough with the wimpy acoustic open chords. Your dad rocks! A heavy metal, rock and roll, blues rock, hard rock, grunge or punk rock fan who loves loud, amplified electric guitar played with distorted thrash power chords. This is the perfect gift on Father's Day or for your dad's birthday who is more powerful than a regular dad. You only know this if you rock otherwise you wouldn't understand!

Description: Guitar Dad - Like A Regular Dad But Way Cooler. An awesome Father's Day or Dad's birthday gift for any old school rocker who plays guitar and is therefore way cooler than a 'normal' dad.

Description: "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" is originally a classic, funny double entendre pick-up line coined by the legendary comedian Groucho Marx and later used in a late 70's country pop / soft rock hit single and is also named the number 1 country pick-up line of all time. A great gift for a laugh, birthday or valentine!

Description: Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow. The less you think, the more you will know. Turn off the TV and social media, sit down, relax, stop the chattering monkey and let it all go! Be your own influence and decide for yourself, not what everyone else tells you.

Description: Black Hole Humor - Where Is My Sock? We need to know! Do you know that the average person loses 1.3 socks per month. That's 15 socks per year, or 1264 socks in a lifetime. In America nearly 5 billion socks per year go missing. Plausible theories include washing machines that create a vortex on the spin cycle leading to the spontaneous creation of a black hole, sucking one of a pair into the event horizon, or maybe they disappear into an alternative dimensional portal, or it could be a conspiracy between sock manufacturers and left-footed monoped aliens. I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens, the truth is out there!

Description: Human Beings 100% Organic Colors May Vary One Size Fits All. An awesome LGBTQ pride gay lesbian gift care label with a subtle grunge cotton fabric texture with five laundry icons for obtaining the best, clean, non-judgemental human being results: 1. Hand wash 2. At around 40C, 3. Do not bleach 4. Do not iron and finally 5. Drip dry for a long-lasting outcome which will last a lifetime!

Description: Never Gonna Give You Up. A wonderfully romantic song lyrics valentine, anniversary, wedding gift or birthday gift. Remember listening to timeless classic ear-worm songs from the 1980s on cassette? Show your love of yesteryear with an awesome humorous Rick Roll'd design for lovers of a timeless tune. The perfect witty rickrolled pastiche funny graphic for all fans of nostalgic 1980's vintage.

Description: Black Power Raised Clenched Fist Salute - Symbol Of Solidarity, Unity, Strength, Defiance, Resistance, Dripping Human Blood From Oppression. Blood on the hands from injustice and police brutality. Black lives matter - All lives matter - Stop killing people - Give peace a chance - Stop the violence - Stop the abuse - Stop racism.

Description: Wolves Don't Lose Sleep Over The Opinions Of Sheep. This awesome sleeping wolf 'distressed texture' retro design makes a perfect gift for individual thinkers. Do in-depth research, think for yourself and make up your own mind and don't give a tinker's cuss what all the sheeple opine. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one and most of them stink!

Description: You May Ask Yourself • Once In A Lifetime. The perfect funny witty music graphic for all lovers of popular songs and song lyrics from the 1980s that only come along once in a lifetime for all those without a fear of music. An awesome humorous satirical design of classic timeless earworm lyrics from the 1980s to show your love of yesteryear. Retro is more popular now than ever before and only those in the know will understand!

Description: London England British Union Jack Flag - Cockney Accent Janarta Meen? Or in the Queen's English, Do You Know What I Mean? I bet you said that in Her Majesty's voice, didn't you! A perfect gift or souvenir for lovers of England and London. A cool red, white and blue grunge style British union jack flag with dripping paint above an authentic Cockney dialect text.

Description: Funny Vintage Anti-Trump Vote & Say Nope To The Orange Peach. Help raise voter awareness in the upcoming 2020 election and remove the stubborn orange stained President Donald Trump from office with a cool original distressed retro designed novelty apparel. Official 2020 Anti-Trump Vote Nope. For democrats in favor of Joe Biden/Kamala Harris or who just want rid of the lying, cheating, misogynistic, narcissistic, idiot, racist, impeached republican incumbent of the White House then this graphic is for you!

Description: Good Day Sunshine, I'm In Love And It's A Sunny Day. Wake Up, Radiate Optimism & Good Vibes. A warm, colorful sunny graphic to make you and others feel blissful, glow and be happy, like those working on the Space Station missions who need a wake-up call in the morning with the rising sun! Brighten your day and make yourself feel good or use it sarcastically when waking up with a sleepy face.

Description: I Do What I Want Thank You Very Much. Barista Bartender Waiter Waitress Shop Assistant Tip Box Pun. A funny design for all under-appreciated wait staff, restaurant servers, barmen and barwomen, mixologists and workers in the hospitality service industry. A sarcastic play-on-words pun on what you would love to do when a customer does not leave a gratuity, donation or token of appreciation for all your hard work. Why not just knock it over, topple it and spill the non-existent contents and say thanks a lot!

Description: Postal Worker Hero Mailman Gift. If You Rearrange The Letters Of Mailmen, They Get Really Upset. A funny pun play on words anagram perfect for post workers, mailmen, mailwomen, postmaster, letter carriers, delivery courier or already retired mail workers. Humorous design for election postal voting, delivery of parcels and packages means our postal workers, mail men and women are on the front line and need all the help they can get. Don't mess with the letters or someone will be saying it's election fraud!

Description: Halloween Anime Witch Pinup | Cute Japanese Cosplay Kawaii #1. A Halloween Costume Japanese Kawaii Anime is the perfect gothic pagan princess witches gift for girls, teens, women, sisters and people who love cartoon kawaii. Don't be like everyone else! Stand out from the crowd with this awesomely fun, cute, detailed and colorful Japanese anime aesthetic manga graphic. Ideal for any occult goddess into witchcraft, tarot and wiccan to wear with a witches hat and broom!

Description: Halloween Anime Witch Pinup | Cute Japanese Cosplay Kawaii #2. A Halloween Costume Japanese Kawaii Anime is the perfect gothic pagan princess witches gift for girls, teens, women, sisters and people who love cartoon kawaii. Don't be like everyone else! Stand out from the crowd with this awesomely fun, cute, detailed and colorful Japanese anime aesthetic manga graphic. Ideal for any occult goddess into witchcraft, tarot and wiccan to wear with a witches hat and broom!

Description: Halloween Anime Witch Pinup | Cute Japanese Cosplay Kawaii #3. A Halloween Costume Japanese Kawaii Anime is the perfect gothic pagan princess witches gift for girls, teens, women, sisters and people who love cartoon kawaii. Don't be like everyone else! Stand out from the crowd with this awesomely fun, cute, detailed and colorful Japanese anime aesthetic manga graphic. Ideal for any occult goddess into witchcraft, tarot and wiccan to wear with a witches hat and broom!

Description: Halloween Anime Witch Pinup | Cute Japanese Cosplay Kawaii #4. A Halloween Costume Japanese Kawaii Anime is the perfect gothic pagan princess witches gift for girls, teens, women, sisters and people who love cartoon kawaii. Don't be like everyone else! Stand out from the crowd with this awesomely fun, cute, detailed and colorful Japanese anime aesthetic manga graphic. Ideal for any occult goddess into witchcraft, tarot and wiccan to wear with a witches hat and broom!

Description: It Is The Year 2020 - You Have Entered The Twilight Zone.

Description: It All Makes Perfect Sense - In The Twilight Zone.

Description: Imagine If You Will - A World Where Youtube, Twitter And Facebook Merge To Become YouTwitFace!

Description: Imagine If You Will - A World Where People Believe War Brings Peace, Drugs Provide Health And Debt Leads To Financial Success.

Description: Imagine If You Will - A World Where Everyone Is So Offended That No One Can Say Anything. The toxic self-righteous cancel culture is here, so better keep your mouth shut or you will end up in Room 101!