Dichos

Description: I'M NOT PRICKLY I'M ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE

Description: your worth is not measured by your productivity

Description: Plant therapy cheaper than a shrink

Description: Live Laugh Love CONQUER, CONTROL CHAOS

Description: I am connected to the rhythms of nature, in harmony with the world around me

Description: Take With Responsibility

Description: I'M A PROUD FATHER-IN-LAW OF A WONDERFUL SWEET AND AWESOME DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND YES...SHE GAVE ME THIS AND YES...SHE THINKS THIS IS FUNNY

Description: I RELEASE MYSELF FROM THE VERSIONS OF ME I CREATED JUST TO SURVIVE

Description: HOPELESS Romantic WITH HA A Slightly DIRTY MIND

Description: MATH: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BUY 60 WATERMELONS AND NOBODY WONDERS WHY

Description: EASILY DISTRACTED BY FOOD

Description: DOG GROOMER MAKE LADIES BEAUTIFUL

Description: CHEESE is my soulmate

Description: In my day, traction control was the throttle...

Description: Sweet But Will Throw Hands

Description: IF YOU HAVEN'T GROWN UP BY THE TIME 80 YOU'RE YOU DON'T HAVE TO

Description: Sorry My Social Anxiety Says No

Description: I don't Eat Anything That Farts

Description: I Love You Pops

Description: STEP UP YOUR STYLE THE SOLEFUL

Description: YOU CAN HAVE RESULT OR EXCUSES NOT BOTH

Description: I LOVE GARDENING FROM MY HEAD TOMATOES

Description: Is it still your turn?

Description: SORRY, I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH GUACAMOLE

Description: wasd It's what moves me

Description: I'VE HIT GUAC BOTTOM

Description: JAW READY TO PARTY?

Description: GOLDFISH CRACKERS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

Description: I Panic At A Lot Of Other Places Not Just The Disco

Description: IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE CALL IT OUT

Description: I LOVE PICKING AT MY SKIN

Description: BIG OR SMALL PROTECT THEM ALL

Description: Dead Inside but it's Camping Season

Description: IN CASE OF FIRE FREAK OUT AND RUN LIKE HELL

Description: I CUT SHORT CUDDLING MY LAB TO BE HERE.

Description: I WALK MY OWN PATH SIGMA