Absent Minded Merch

Join Yvez, within his own head and enjoy this shirt.

Unleash your whimsical side with our delightfully humorous "I had a thought, but unfortunately, I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore" shirt – a must-have for anyone who appreciates a quirky twist on the everyday conundrums of our ricocheted thoughts. Handcrafted with care and a dash of wit, this shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter that's bound to turn heads and spark smiles.

Unleash your whimsical side with our delightfully humorous "I had a thought, but unfortunately, I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore" shirt – a must-have for anyone who appreciates a quirky twist on the everyday conundrums of our ricocheted thoughts. Handcrafted with care and a dash of wit, this shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter that's bound to turn heads and spark smiles.

In the fictional Disney town of Medfield where you can atend Medfield College and be a Computer Wearing Tennis Shoes, be an Absent Minded Professor or the Strongest Man in the World.

Modern Icon Sneaker Pimp Floral design for dark colors plain

C. 1885 print depicting a sculler about to collide with a flat boat boat with two fishermen. The ducks and geese seen getting well out of the athletes way.

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It's Weird Being the Same Age as Old People shirt. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of wit and want to share their unique perspective on life. Spark laughter and reflections with this relatable and playful design.

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The Absent-Minded Fairy Tote Bag

funny comment on having a bad memory

Perhaps you’re bored or distracted. Maybe you’d really rather be somewhere else. Or, it could be that you just ain’t right in the head. Whatever your case, this is the club you want to be in.

Forgetful much? Might as well let everyone know before they ask. Whether you are a busy mom or an absent minded professor, friends and family will appreciate your honesty.

Forgetful much? Might as well let everyone know before they ask. Whether you are a busy mom or an absent minded professor, friends and family will appreciate your honesty.

A sad-faced emoji with the words: "I Don't Remember What I Forgot!".

A lighted bulb with the words: 'If this light is on, I just thought of something brilliant, or, I forgot to turn the light off."

Modern Icon Sneaker Pimp Floral print

Modern Icon Sneaker Pimp Floral design for dark colors

Modern Icon Sneaker Pimp plain

Help your friends help you with this printed graphic for important stuff you can't forget.

Authentic Art

original art by MattConoverArt.com

A cloud with the letters OCD emphasized in red and spelling out Obsessive Compulsive Daydreamer in white.

You can expect me to be tethered to reality all the time, can you? This is a shirt for all the absent minded, forgetful, adhd, spacey... something, anyways.

(2014)

A clean joke about daydreaming

Perhaps you’re bored or distracted. Maybe you’d really rather be somewhere else. A special design for the mentally AWOL, the absent-minded, the preoccupied. Designed especially for the daydreamers, the oblivious, the out to lunch. If that’s you then you need to join the club. Where we’re at is far more interesting than where you’re at.

Perhaps you’re bored or distracted. Maybe you’d really rather be somewhere else. A special design for the mentally AWOL, the absent-minded, the preoccupied. Designed especially for the daydreamers, the oblivious, the out to lunch. If that’s you then you need to join the club. Where we’re at is far more interesting than where you’re at.

Not to brag...

Perhaps you’re bored or distracted. Maybe you’d really rather be somewhere else. Or, it could be that you just ain’t right in the head. Whatever your case, this is the club you want to be in.