Adam Blackhat Merch

Relive the hype surrounding this 1984 B-movie flop, starring renowned roller derby queen Anti-Christie De Jesús, with the original VHS-release cover art recreated in digital color by the original artist!

On the outskirts of Starfall City, where the brave dare not tread, a humble social club smolders, most of the occupants dead, but that's only way to look at the story, during this holiday season, try something less gory! Bad Rock, Mimevolent, and Elaina are back, To save Christmas (with S&M), bad costumes, and a rhyme scheme that fell apart.

Where were you in 2002? Probably not wearing this sweet reproduction of the self-titled band's first album that Music Shines magazine declared, "the death knell of good taste" and "finally pulled the plug on punk rock's life support." Show your love for frontman Max Daiquiri and help him pay those alimony payments in this late to the game tribute to some of rock and roll's least prescient alumni.

For American Chinese with the kick you need, Starfans know to go to the cat throwing up horns instead of hairballs. Powerslide into full, thick plates of tasty sustenance that you just won't find at any run-of-the-mill takeout joint and spread the word with this Hepcat T.

For American Chinese with the kick you need, Starfans know to go to the cat throwing up horns instead of hairballs. Powerslide into full, thick plates of tasty sustenance that you just won't find at any run-of-the-mill takeout joint and spread the word with this Hepcat T.

Whether you're about ride him like a cowboy, pick up the check, or explain to several high strung state troopers why you're speeding away from the scene of a massacre with two teenagers in your pickup, don't you think you'd look better doing it wearing a T-shirt from your favorite webcomic, Starfall?