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Mary's heli-lamb (helium) is in trouble again! Helium is an inert noble gas that does not bond, unlike ox-engine (oxygen), which will bond with pretty much all elements except noble gases. Even though the Storistir Periodic Table stories and poems describe elements, they are also stories. The first 10 poems illustrate Mary's love for her lamb and the trust built through her lamb's escapades.

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“Before the dawn of time, mankind was… boozing.” - Lawrence Solomon