Am I Next Merch
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a silhouette of a camera against a background of horizontal stripes in teal, beige, orange, and red. Text above reads 'PHOTOGRAPHER' and text below reads 'I AM PLANNING MY NEXT TRIP NEXT'. The design has a vintage aesthetic with a camera lens prominently displayed.
Description: This gives workers and students a way to announce that they have officially reached their daily limit. Instead of saying they are simply tired, it imagines them displaying a service notice explaining that normal operations have been suspended until sometime next year. The humor comes from treating exhaustion like a scheduled system shutdown, complete with the suggestion that no amount of encouragement will speed up the restart. It captures those familiar days when concentration disappears, patience slips away, and even the smallest task feels demanding. Sometimes the most accurate status update is admitting that the system is temporarily unavailable, and everyone will have better luck trying again at a much later date.
Description: Some serious tasks simply aren’t ready to be completed today, tomorrow, or possibly during the current geological era. There’s always an excuse to move that email, chore, errand, project, or task to a more convenient date. Why rush when next week is sitting there looking incredibly available? This attitude is good for anyone who treats deadlines as friendly suggestions and calendars as decorative accessories. It isn't laziness; it’s advanced scheduling with an impressive talent for avoiding anything remotely inconvenient. Plans can wait, responsibilities can wait, and that thing you promised to finish can definitely wait. After all, next week sounds productive, organized, and far away. Until next week arrives, of course.
Description: In the past, this question was raised most often by black youth during the height of the Black Lives Matter movement immediately after the George Floyd shooting. Now, anyone is apt to ask it when our streets are overrun by lawless goons under the orders of our would-be dictator in the White House. Or possibly it could even be an innocent child in what was once considered a safe place - public school. Or maybe it’s even a member of the United States military contemplating the moment when they’ll have to disobey an illegal order. The list goes on and on. . .
Description: We are all equal. We must stand together against racism. We support justice for George Floyd and support Black Lives Matter. Here is a collection of wonderful gifts and shirts and masks as a message to the racists that we are against you and against hateful racism. #blacklivesmatter
