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China has proven itself to be the worst of totalitarian regimes to exist in modern human history, since that of Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia. It sends people to camps to be tortured or worse for criticizing the government and it's policies. It uses it's economic, business and military power to influence and bend other nations to it's will. It actively violates the copyrights and intellectual property protections of foreign products, processes and concepts to benefit itself. Enough is Enough. It is time to take a stand in defense of Freedom, Justice and Human Dignity. #StandWithHongKong #LiberateHongKong #BoycottChina #DestroyThisMadBrute

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Warning Grumpy Old Asshole is a great design with endless opportunities for jokes, retirement gifts, 50 year birthday, 60 year old birthday, etc. Have some fun with this design - be the life of the party by giving a gift that won't be forgotten anytime soon.

Wash your hands everyone.

tRump's an * - Kurt Vonnegut - Back Personally, I use stronger characteristics to describe the orange demagogue but this works too. #SubversiveWare Subversive Ware SubversiveWare #BestSeller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.

Just don't.

Best Retro Anime Vintage in 30s Cartoon old timey style with Honest Titles

Wear a mask

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Prick (black caption)

Do you love your 18-wheeler, a semi-trailer truck. Real men drive big rigs is the perfect trucker shirt for truck driving men in your life. Perfect for any open road long haul driver. Buy it for all your trucker friends. Ideal gift for birthday, Christmas, when getting a new truck. Also comes in other colors.

Can't stand your boss at work? Fool them from a distance with this seemingly flattering design.

Lamb with words “What kind of asshole eats a lamb?”

Mask Up!

Going out (black caption)

Good Job Asshole funny hardhat sticker osha approved

Good Job Asshole funny hardhat sticker osha approved safety colors

Christmas tree (white caption)

Mistletoe (white caption)

This vintage sassy sarcasm print is perfect for those who don't have time for rudeness. Ideal for the adult with a sassy sense of humor and a low tolerance for Richards. A great for the friend who always knows to bring the sass. Perfect for any occasion, whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because. Show your sarcasm and sass with this vintage-inspired print. Great for sparking conversations and turning heads.

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Stupid Cupid

Be The Asshole You Were Born To Be. You Do You. Are You An Arsehole? Wear it with Pride. Show Everyone who you really are.

Are you a Proud vegan? You need to add some fun to your vegan wardrobe with this super "Eat your own leg" design.

Just don't do it!

Hypocrite- not conforming to one's own moral standards.

Appointed world's best coworkers. This t-shirt features both artworks from "Jean, help" and "you're ok now "

Good Job Apprentice

Jorts the cat vs. the paper cup

I hope every simple cat like Jorts has a helper cat like Jean.

Litter tray (black caption)