Attack Attack Merch
Description: When summer heat drives beachgoers into the water, something far older and hungrier rises from the depths. In this lost VHS-era creature feature, a carefree beauty drifts across the ocean on a bright inflatable while a monstrous great white shark surges upward beneath her, jaws wide open and dinner on its mind. Packed with retro horror thrills, pulp movie poster action, vintage shark terror, grindhouse suspense, and classic B-movie creature chaos, this design captures the unforgettable spirit of cult aquatic horror. If you’re a fan of shark movies, creature features, VHS horror, retro movie posters, grindhouse cinema, ocean monsters, vintage pulp art, and classic B-movie thrills, then I made this for you!
Description: A stark, black background features white text and a white silhouette. The top text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED. PLAY DEAD". Below, a silhouette of a bear is shown over a person lying on the ground. The bottom text reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Description: A white line graphic on a black background depicts a bear standing over a person lying on their back. Text above reads 'BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD'. Text below reads 'IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER.' The style is stark and graphic with rough edges.
Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked, Play Dead And Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later Socks
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$20