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The Only Thing Shorter Than Me Is My Attention Span

Flaunt this witty design that captures the humor of a brief attention span, perfect for adding a playful touch to your collection. It's a lighthearted nod to those quick shifts of focus we all know too well with Y2K aesthetics

If you're a fan of sarcasm, funny sayings or general awesomeness, you need this tee! Funny Sarcastic Joke Tee's that are sure to get a smile. Politically incorrect, sometimes offensive but always funny tee shirts that tell the world exactly how you feel. I don't have a short attention span I just Oh look a kitty funny joke T-Shirt with kitten. For the up to no good, troublemaker in your life. Makes a unique gift for a birthday, party, or any holiday. Remember to order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.

A funny quote for all of us short people out there.

A funny quote for all of us short people out there.

Do you relate?

A funny quote for all of us short people out there.

Hold on! I see a dog" captures a moment of sudden excitement or interruption upon spotting a furry friend. This exclamation implies a pause in conversation or activity as attention shifts to the delightful sight of a canine companion. It evokes a sense of anticipation, curiosity, or simply joy at the unexpected encounter with man's best friend.

What was that? Sorry, I got distracted! The perfect funny gift for the easily distracted people in your life.

Are you easily distracted by animals, birds, pets, or all of the above? This design is for you!! It includes images of a squirrel, cat, dog, donkey, duck, dolphin, llama, and giraffe, all of which are very cute and will distract you every time.

Wear it, Stick it, Push it into the faces of things (and people) you disapprove!

I get distracted easily. I bet you do too! Make light of your short attention span with this cute graphic!