Average Merch
Description: Shatter expectations with this vibrant cartoon core illustration featuring a heavily flexed biceps muscle sporting an ornate pink royal crown. This bold look proudly states you are not your average princess, merging pop culture fairy tales with female power. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts, strong women, and gym goers who redefine royalty.
Description: A hilarious take on holiday fitness! This funny illustration features a massive, overly muscular turkey flexing its wings in front of a gym mirror. With bold colors, a retro-inspired fitness aesthetic, and a clean die-cut sticker style, the bold text reads "Not Your Average Thanksgiving Turkey." Perfect for gym bros, weightlifters, fitness enthusiasts, or anyone who wants to bring some heavy-lifting comedy to their Thanksgiving dinner or holiday workout sessions.
Description: Peaked early in the classroom? This vintage 1970s badge design is a humorous nod to former straight A students now embracing the beauty of being average. Featuring a faded 'A' graphic wrapped in bold typography and a classic burnt orange and deep teal palette. Perfect for anyone who relates to the academic fatigue and nostalgic aesthetic.
Description: A funny western-inspired cactus character wearing a cowboy hat with the playful phrase “Nacho Average Old Guy.” Perfect for dads, grandpas, older guys, cactus lovers, western humor fans, birthday celebrations, and anyone who enjoys quirky dad jokes and desert-themed comedy.
Nacho Average Old Guy – Funny Cowboy Cactus Humor Bag
by Psychedelic Lab
$19 $24
