Avoid Merch
Description: Keep the drama at bay with this hilarious wolf design! Perfect for those who know their mouth has absolutely no filter, thanks to their mama. A witty and relatable graphic for anyone who loves sassy humor and bold statements. Great for everyday wear or as a fun gift for the outspoken person in your life!
Description: A skeletal figure is depicted behind a window with cracked glass. The skeleton has its arms raised outwards. The text "IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY" is at the top, and "TO GO BACK INSIDE AND AVOID THE GENERAL PUBLIC" is at the bottom. The overall style is dark and somewhat humorous.
Description: A skeleton wearing an orange jumpsuit is depicted in a mugshot. The background features a height chart with markings from 5'0" to 5'2". The skeleton holds a sign that reads 'AVOID SHIT'. Text at the top states 'I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ME, NOT YOU' and at the bottom 'MY TEMPER GOES FROM ZEES TO ORANGE JUMPSUIT REAL QUIKIT'.
Description: A humorous mugshot-style graphic featuring a skeleton wearing an orange jumpsuit and holding a sign that reads 'AVOID SHIT'. The top text states 'I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ME, NOT YOU'. The bottom text reads 'MY TEMPER GOES FROM ZEZO TO ORANGE JUMPSUIT REAL QUICK'. Includes height markings.
Description: Unique, Great looking and 100% custom design, makes a great gift for Adults, Men's women, and kids to show appreciation toward your coworkers, friends, and family. Check above in the "MerchSpot" to access our store for more products Available on multiple products and in almost all sizes. You can select your own product style, size, and color as you like. BUY 2 OR MORE FOR SPECIAL DISCOUNTS! .
Description: A warning sign with a black border and white background. The top features an orange bar with "WARNING" text and a triangular exclamation mark symbol on either side. Below, two black stick figures are depicted. The left figure is hit on the head by a wrench. The right figure gestures with an open hand. Text reads "TO AVOID INJURY" in orange and "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" in black.
Warning To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Stick Figure Graphic Magnet
by FARMERSTYLESS
$4.75
Description: A monochrome text-based visual with white lettering on a black background. It features the phrases 'BUS DRIVER', 'TO AVOID INJURY', 'PLEASE DON'T TELL', 'ME HOW TO DO', and 'MY JOB' stacked vertically, separated by a thin line with small circles.
Bus Driver To Avoid Injury Please Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$24
Description: A portrait of an opossum playing dead, with its eyes closed and head tilted back. The opossum is mostly white and grey with black markings. Above the opossum, the text "FAKING MY OWN DEATH" is arched. Below the opossum, the text "TO AVOID SMALL TALK" is written. The background is black.
Description: A bold statement presented in text across a black background. The words 'ill stop' are in dark blue, with 'stop' highlighted in yellow on an orange brush stroke. Below, 'at nothing to avoid' is in dark blue. The word 'negative' is in bright yellow on another orange brush stroke, followed by 'numbers' in dark blue.
Description: Clear boundaries. No confusion. “Please do not approach or interact with me” says exactly what it needs to—no small talk, no forced energy. A clean, direct design for introverts, socially drained humans, and anyone who prefers distance over conversation. Simple, readable, and brutally honest.
Description: Two cartoon skeletons sit cross-legged against a black background with white stars. One holds a steaming coffee mug, the other reads a red book, with a stack of books beside them. White, retro-style text above and below reads 'DRINK COFFEE AVOID PEOPLE' and 'PEOPLE READ BOOKS'.
Drink Coffee Avoid People People Read Books Skulls and Books Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Chacha Story Planets
$24
Description: A pixelated text design on a black background. The text reads "A STRANGE GAME, A YOR, I AVOID PLAYO?". The letters are formed using white pixels, giving a retro, digital aesthetic. The text is arranged in three lines.
A Strange Game A Yor, I Avoid Playo? Sticker
by Nevercontentjpn
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Get a laugh out of this hilarious t-shirt with a quirky print that is sure to turn heads wherever you go. With a comfortable fit and a unique design, this tee is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your wardrobe. Stand out from the crowd with this fun and playful top that is sure to spark conversation.
Description: This is the ultimate, refreshingly blunt honesty policy for anyone who has completely run out of polite excuses, fake scheduling conflicts, and artificial apologies. It brilliantly skips past the standard social scripts of corporate teamwork and neighborly helpfulness, proudly declaring to the world that you possess the exact physical capability, time, and resources required to assist with the task at hand—you simply have an overwhelming, non-negotiable preference to stay exactly where you are and do absolutely nothing instead.
