Alpha Lions Bags

Description: The Alpha-Lion wants a submissive Lioness, have you ever seen how it’s handled? Alpha Male, my Ass… Reality check for the „Not All Men“ crowd, women got wounded all over the world, they got endet, the Bar is low, do better. The bare minimum is NOT enough

Description: Be Alpha. Wake Up and go running at 5 am. Wait... Lions are Alpha and sleep all day. Bears are alpha and Hibernate half the year. Who's up running around in the early morning? Squirrels are! Don't be a squirrel, sleep in instead.

Description: Cursed toilet humor for the ultimate alpha lion.